Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 5950 Mister Blue Sky, 30, c (393 G, 1.2 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6002 Joel Pepper, 27, c (326 G, -0.4 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6115 Vince Gilligan, 30, 2b (367 G, 4.3 DR/40, 6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6405 Lin-Manuel Miranda, 26, 2b (191 G, -0.5 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6036 Sheila Broflovski, 28, 3b (433 G, 1.6 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6203 Robert Patrick, 28, 3b (340 G, 3.7 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5751 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., 32, ss (491 G, 3.8 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5764 Kanga, 30, ss (433 G, 5.5 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6052 Moe Howard, 28, lf (394 G, 4.0 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6553 Jason Ritter, 25, lf (183 G, 0.4 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5979 Suzanne Cryer, 27, cf (293 G, 4.0 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6196 Taco B.M. Monster, 29, rf (175 G, -2.8 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40)
• 6408 Randy Quaid, 25, rf (127 G, 1.9 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5748 Maggie Hassan, 32, mr (229 G, 6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5656 Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, 32, mr (227 G, 0.2 PRAA/300)
• 5451 2D, 35, rp (417 G, 8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5855 Will Ferrell, 32, rp (286 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6092 Seth Rogen, 30, rp (216 G, 8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5986 Tim Allen, 29, rp (170 G, 1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5969 Ed O'Neill, 28, rp (152 G, -1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6639 Valdas Adamkus, 24, rp (61 G, 13.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5379 Amy Farrah Fowler, 35, 3b (633 G, -0.8 DR/40, 10.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5698 Erin Burnett, 33, ss (463 G, 0.7 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5333 Ben Lee, 34, rf (395 G, -2.3 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5910 Alison Brie, 29, rp (286 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5657 Guenhwyvar, 31, sp (180 G, 1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6838 Peter Billingsley, 21, rf (who?)