Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 5810 Francis J. Underwood, 33, c (408 G, -0.3 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6002 Joel Pepper, 28, c (342 G, -0.5 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40)
• 6031 Gretel Brinker, 28, c (292 G, -0.1 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40)
• 6867 Derek Anderson, 20, c (16 G, 3.5 DR/40, -13.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5798 Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, 32, 1b (456 G, -1.0 DR/40, 6.4 OR/40)
• 6708 Jeru the Damaja, 22, 1b (82 G, -2.2 DR/40, -9.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6524 Moses Malone, 23, 1b (13 G, -8.0 DR/40, -13.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6556 Daren Puppa, 24, 2b (207 G, 0.2 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6770 Brian Kernighan, 19, 2b (32 G, -0.2 DR/40, -9.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5379 Amy Farrah Fowler, 36, 3b (633 G, -0.8 DR/40, 10.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5997 John Slattery, 28, 3b (333 G, 0.7 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6934 Petr Sýkora, 21, 3b (32 G, -3.5 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5751 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., 33, ss (491 G, 3.8 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5698 Erin Burnett, 34, ss (463 G, 0.7 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5621 Rhett James McLaughlin, 31, ss (449 G, 1.4 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40)
• 5764 Kanga, 31, ss (437 G, 5.5 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6193 Dallas Ennema, 29, ss (304 G, 1.1 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40)
• 5817 Randall Munroe, 30, ss (240 G, -1.6 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6913 Norman Osborn, 18, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5730 Notorious B.I.G., 33, lf (542 G, 2.6 DR/40, 7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6330 Laura Priscilla Montez, 27, lf (250 G, 0.3 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40)
• 6777 Mole, 21, lf (94 G, 1.6 DR/40, -12.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5694 Pete Conrad, 35, cf (592 G, -2.7 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5775 Sarabi, 33, cf (516 G, -2.5 DR/40, 3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5979 Suzanne Cryer, 28, cf (293 G, 4.0 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6512 Dave Snuggerud, 25, cf (65 G, 0.0 DR/40, -7.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6921 Sylvia Fine, 19, cf (who?)
• 5333 Ben Lee, 35, rf (396 G, -2.3 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6006 Ben Pepper, 28, rf (263 G, -0.3 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6401 Romario de Souza Faria, 25, rf (251 G, -1.5 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6196 Taco B.M. Monster, 30, rf (178 G, -2.7 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40)
• 6822 Andy Hertzfeld, 20, rf (6 G, -5.3 DR/40, -20.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6947 Noureddine Naybet, 17, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 6062 Sivitri Scarzam, 28, sp (177 G, -5.7 PRAA/300)
• 5711 Jenna Mourey, 31, sp (152 G, -1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6112 Ricky Rubio, 31, sp (87 G, -6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6745 Jose Rene Higuita Zapata, 24, sp (64 G, -5.5 PRAA/300)
• 6160 Ben Bernanke, 28, sp (64 G, -8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6615 Miikka Kiprusoff, 24, sp (54 G, -7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6748 Charles Van Doren, 20, sp (13 G, -29.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6716 James Raynor, 22, sp (9 G, -23.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6784 Chase Carter, 19, sp (7 G, -28.9 PRAA/300)
• 6711 Matthew Ellis, 20, sp (who?)
• 6841 Mephisto, 21, sp (who?)
• 7015 Redman, 21, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 5656 Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, 33, mr (227 G, 0.2 PRAA/300)
• 5938 Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, 31, mr (194 G, -1.3 PRAA/300)
• 6493 Kira Great Glass Spinner, 26, mr (108 G, -10.9 PRAA/300)
• 6653 Sassy C, 21, mr (51 G, -18.7 PRAA/300)
• 6539 Elizabeth McCord, 24, mr (50 G, -12.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6648 Emmanuelle Chriqui, 25, mr (32 G, -8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6773 Jesus Christ, 20, mr (16 G, -22.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6831 Adam Goldberg, 20, mr (who?)
• 7002 Whitney Cummings, 17, mr (who?)
• 5451 2D, 36, rp (417 G, 8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5631 Gemma Ward, 32, rp (305 G, -6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5910 Alison Brie, 30, rp (286 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5855 Will Ferrell, 33, rp (286 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5906 Sandy Koufax, 32, rp (251 G, -2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6260 Ki-Jana Carter, 26, rp (206 G, -9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6213 Franco Baresi, 30, rp (199 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5965 Mamé Adjei, 28, rp (191 G, -1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5484 Friedrich Koncilia, 33, rp (183 G, 2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5987 Karl-Anthony Towns, 32, rp (177 G, -6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5807 Alex Dunphy, 29, rp (148 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6079 Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, 28, rp (139 G, -0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6333 Tommy Pickles, 26, rp (78 G, -7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6732 Erick Sermon, 20, rp (44 G, -19.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6877 T-Mo, 22, rp (5 G, -19.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7010 Jimbob Ghostkeeper, 18, rp
• 7021 Nathan Poe, 17, rp (who?)