Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 6494 Julius Erving, 27, c (329 G, 1.3 DR/40, 3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6721 Jason Mendoza, 26, c (131 G, 0.2 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6202 Cameron Tucker, 32, 1b (538 G, -1.2 DR/40, 8.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6727 Sweet Orefice, 25, 2b (186 G, 4.3 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40)
• 6221 Jay Pritchett, 29, 3b (508 G, 2.3 DR/40, 8.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6900 Van Keefer, 22, 3b (21 G, 1.5 DR/40, 10.5 OR/40)
• 6474 Cory Baxter, 27, ss (306 G, 0.0 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7029 Miriam Maisel, 22, ss (35 G, -0.1 DR/40, 3.8 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 6678 Eleanor Shellstrop, 26, lf (271 G, -1.1 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40)
• 5726 Selina Meyer, 34, cf (737 G, 1.3 DR/40, 11.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6317 Eddie Van Halen, 30, cf (423 G, 1.3 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6319 Kimmy Schmidt, 30, rf (420 G, 1.6 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 6409 Raven Baxter, 27, sp (159 G, 9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6304 Reality Winner, 31, sp (155 G, 2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6392 June Carter Cash, 26, sp (137 G, 8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6548 Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, 27, sp (107 G, 9.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6530 Jeff Beukeboom, 27, sp (85 G, -1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5748 Maggie Hassan, 35, mr (279 G, 6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6249 Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, 28, rp (192 G, 2.3 PRAA/300)
• 6418 Matt Bruce, 27, rp (139 G, 10.1 PRAA/300)
• 6892 Earn Marks, 24, rp (52 G, 5.0 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 7024 Jim Gaffigan, 21, rp (44 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6724 Chidi Anagonye, 25, sp (42 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6675 Major Teroh, 23, sp (27 G, -6.6 PRAA/300)
• 7124 Penelope Alvarez, 19, rp
• 7023 Jerrod Carmichael, 19, rp (who?)
• 7149 Jane Villanueva, 19, mr