Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 6494 Julius Erving, 28, c (374 G, 1.6 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6721 Jason Mendoza, 27, c (156 G, 0.2 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6202 Cameron Tucker, 33, 1b (581 G, -1.4 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6727 Sweet Orefice, 26, 2b (236 G, 4.0 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40)
• 6221 Jay Pritchett, 30, 3b (557 G, 2.5 DR/40, 8.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6900 Van Keefer, 23, 3b (41 G, -0.3 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40)
• 6474 Cory Baxter, 28, ss (347 G, -0.6 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7029 Miriam Maisel, 23, ss (78 G, -3.6 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 6553 Jason Ritter, 29, lf (341 G, 1.7 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6678 Eleanor Shellstrop, 27, lf (303 G, -1.4 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40)
• 6317 Eddie Van Halen, 31, cf (464 G, 1.3 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6319 Kimmy Schmidt, 31, rf (462 G, 1.4 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 6409 Raven Baxter, 28, sp (178 G, 9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6392 June Carter Cash, 27, sp (147 G, 7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6548 Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, 28, sp (120 G, 8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6724 Chidi Anagonye, 26, sp (48 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6675 Major Teroh, 24, sp (41 G, -6.7 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6641 Leeroy Jenkins, 28, mr (152 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6249 Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, 29, rp (207 G, 1.6 PRAA/300)
• 6418 Matt Bruce, 28, rp (162 G, 8.9 PRAA/300)
• 6892 Earn Marks, 25, rp (76 G, 1.0 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 7024 Jim Gaffigan, 22, rp (55 G, -0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7149 Jane Villanueva, 20, mr (6 G, -14.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7230 Paul Verlaine, 20, rf (who?)
• 7220 The B---- in Apt. 23, 18, cf
• 7023 Jerrod Carmichael, 20, rp (who?)
• 7154 Betty Suarez, 18, sp (who?)