Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 5797 Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, 32, c (459 G, -2.9 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40)
• 6043 Matthew Cuthbert, 30, c (434 G, -0.2 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6224 Gloria Delgado, 31, c (358 G, -0.9 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40)
• 6542 Maurice Cheeks, 25, c (117 G, 0.6 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6850 Alfred Miles, 20, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 6059 Gaby Dunn, 30, 1b (452 G, 1.0 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6108 Megan Gale, 30, 1b (398 G, -0.6 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6032 Dr. Loki Skylizard, 32, 1b (394 G, -0.9 DR/40, 6.6 OR/40)
• 6415 Chelsea Daniels, 27, 1b (274 G, 0.1 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6759 Armin van Buuren, 22, 1b (205 G, -1.4 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6942 Aaron Patterson, 19, 1b (22 G, 0.0 DR/40, -10.4 OR/40)
• 7135 Zephir, 18, 1b
• 6976 Toni Polster, 19, 1b (who?)
• 7097 Roar Strand, 19, 1b
• 6110 Hamlet, 32, 2b (529 G, 0.5 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6297 Henry Hudson, 29, 2b (114 G, 1.6 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7151 Rebecca Mir, 17, 2b
• 6036 Sheila Broflovski, 31, 3b (526 G, 0.7 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6013 Franco Causio, 31, 3b (523 G, -1.5 DR/40, 5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6135 Thomas J. Whitmore, 31, 3b (217 G, -2.0 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6517 Gus Van Sant, 26, 3b (185 G, -1.1 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7053 Colin Craven, 19, 3b
• 7064 Jasmine Sanders, 20, 3b
• 6021 Erika Heynatz, 33, ss (531 G, 2.4 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5952 Cardinal Biggles, 31, ss (505 G, 2.6 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40)
• 6205 Anthony Thompson, 29, ss (318 G, -2.6 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6369 Wolfgang Van Halen, 28, ss (268 G, -1.1 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6544 DJ Hollywood, 24, ss (200 G, -5.7 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6954 Patrick Flatley, 23, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6052 Moe Howard, 31, lf (451 G, 3.5 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6479 Raven-Symone Pearson, 27, lf (233 G, -1.3 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40)
• 6459 Sharin Foo, 29, lf (175 G, -2.0 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6612 Will Truman, 25, lf (125 G, -5.9 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6677 Caliban, 26, lf (46 G, 1.0 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7168 Marcus Allback, 17, lf
• 5989 Let's Get Ready To Rumble, 33, cf (573 G, 4.8 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40)
• 6170 Emanuela de Paula, 30, cf (418 G, 3.1 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6371 Harry "Snapper" Organs, 29, cf (295 G, 3.1 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40)
• 6564 Kataki War's Wage, 28, cf (233 G, -6.3 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40)
• 6400 Ravenous Baloth, 29, cf (224 G, 2.2 DR/40, -7.0 OR/40)
• 6278 Thomas James Ridgewell, 28, cf (213 G, -2.0 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6896 Bethany Mota, 20, cf (28 G, -8.7 DR/40, -11.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7186 Vidar Riseth, 19, cf
• 6971 CJ McCollum, 19, cf (who?)
• 7042 Big L, 19, cf
• 7050 Simon Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, 18, cf
• 6150 Ernest Shackleton, 30, rf (400 G, 4.3 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7058 Steve Crowder, 18, rf

Starters:

• 5911 Paul Rudd, 33, sp (264 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5657 Guenhwyvar, 34, sp (217 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6464 Ray Clemence, 26, sp (86 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6506 Ronnie Wood, 25, sp (86 G, -5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6925 André 3000, 23, sp (19 G, -17.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7070 Lisa Jackson, 21, sp (3 G, -36.2 PRAA/300)
• 7177 Tubal, 19, sp (2 G, -13.3 PRAA/300)
• 7098 Gonzalo, 18, sp (1 G, 30.0 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6199 Shitavious Cook, 32, mr (239 G, 4.6 PRAA/300)
• 6035 Massimiliano Alajmo, 30, mr (229 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6584 Stan, 27, mr (53 G, -10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7036 Dev Shah, 20, mr
• 5981 Harrison Ford, 33, rp (292 G, 5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6368 Sensei Golden-Tail, 29, rp (224 G, -0.3 PRAA/300)
• 6686 Ozma, 26, rp (103 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6533 Mandy Cohen, 27, rp (64 G, -9.3 PRAA/300)
• 6832 Ol' Dirty Bastard, 21, rp (20 G, -10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7096 Joel Hodgson, 22, rp (20 G, -3.0 PRAA/300)
• 6967 Larry David, 20, rp (16 G, -18.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6765 Eddie Huang, 23, rp (4 G, -16.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7106 Cenarius, 20, rp
• 7071 Bryant Reeves, 19, rp
• 7143 Pavel Maliki, 19, rp
• 6989 Raven Lyn, 19, rp