Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 5771 Alicia Machado, 35, c (620 G, 1.4 DR/40, 8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5624 Ole Lukoje, 34, c (573 G, 1.0 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6498 Dromio of Ephesus, 29, c (284 G, 3.9 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40)
• 6410 Charlie Watts, 26, c (186 G, 1.4 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6794 Chris Carrabba, 26, c (113 G, -1.2 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6673 Tahani Al-Jamil, 23, c (59 G, 1.9 DR/40, -8.6 OR/40)
• 7116 Rock Hudson, 22, c (40 G, 5.0 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7261 Jessica, 19, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 5608 Bárbara Seixas, 35, 1b (593 G, -1.9 DR/40, 11.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6339 Fumiko the Lowblood, 29, 1b (378 G, -1.9 DR/40, 5.2 OR/40)
• 6324 Brent Sutter, 28, 1b (229 G, 0.9 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6731 Bill Walton, 27, 1b (189 G, 2.8 DR/40, -7.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7277 Mladen Rudonja, 20, 1b (who?)
• 6246 Krusty the Clown, 32, 2b (444 G, 2.3 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6111 Sandy Irvine, 31, 2b (302 G, -2.3 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6405 Lin-Manuel Miranda, 30, 2b (290 G, -0.9 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6800 Clinton Hinton, 24, 2b (119 G, -2.0 DR/40, -9.3 OR/40)
• 6905 William Cornelius Van Horne, 22, 2b (79 G, -2.4 DR/40, -7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6876 U-God, 24, 2b (63 G, -1.5 DR/40, -10.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7239 David Hasselhoff, 17, 2b (who?)
• 6285 Manny Delgado, 30, 3b (411 G, 1.8 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6391 Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 29, 3b (365 G, 7.0 DR/40, -7.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6080 Henry Wensleydale, 32, 3b (330 G, -1.6 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40)
• 6535 Scarecrow, 26, 3b (254 G, 1.7 DR/40, -11.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7282 Yo'Heinz Tyler, 17, 3b
• 6088 Polonius, 31, ss (475 G, 1.0 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6393 Mighty Fine, 28, ss (253 G, 1.8 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7012 Dovin Baan, 24, ss (72 G, -5.7 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40)
• 6546 Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, 28, ss (50 G, 2.0 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40)
• 7089 The Big Idea, 23, ss (48 G, -11.9 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7111 Christine Plentyhoops, 19, ss (5 G, -16.8 DR/40, -17.6 OR/40)
• 7287 Henryk Wojciech Kasperczak, 18, ss
• 7291 Edmund Duke, 17, ss (who?)
• 7252 Chandler Parsons, 18, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5590 Lais Ribero, 35, lf (768 G, -0.8 DR/40, 12.0 OR/40)
• 6573 Giselle Lazzarato, 29, lf (283 G, 1.8 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6705 Sycorax, 27, lf (111 G, -4.8 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7052 Ol' Buzzbark, 23, lf (27 G, 3.6 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40)
• 7276 Dr. Allen Hu, 18, lf
• 7169 Alonso, 21, lf (who?)
• 5726 Selina Meyer, 35, cf (759 G, 1.0 DR/40, 11.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6629 Wicked Witch of the East, 26, cf (273 G, 0.9 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6728 Necro, 26, cf (247 G, 3.0 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6388 Isao Enlightened Bushi, 29, rf (337 G, -1.7 DR/40, 5.5 OR/40)
• 6733 Jan van Eyck, 26, rf (230 G, -7.3 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6760 Radek Bonk, 24, rf (77 G, -0.9 DR/40, -13.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7136 Dan Povenmire, 20, rf (47 G, 0.0 DR/40, -7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7160 Jean-Paul Gaster, 22, rf (34 G, -1.1 DR/40, -7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7281 Bicycle Repair Man, 20, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 6164 Colleen Ballinger, 32, sp (197 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6197 Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, 29, sp (165 G, -5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6304 Reality Winner, 32, sp (155 G, 2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6530 Jeff Beukeboom, 28, sp (91 G, -2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6791 Jace the Mind Sculptor, 26, sp (74 G, -6.4 PRAA/300)
• 6871 Lucretia Van Horn, 21, sp (6 G, -8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6811 Jace Memory Adept, 22, sp (6 G, -18.9 PRAA/300)
• 7249 Esther Petrack, 17, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 5748 Maggie Hassan, 36, mr (284 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6171 Cedric Bixler-Zavala, 31, mr (261 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6181 Zoot, 30, mr (213 G, 7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6428 John Keeler, 30, mr (204 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7101 Dhumin, 19, mr (14 G, -18.6 PRAA/300)
• 7119 Felicity Huffman, 20, mr (5 G, -30.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6092 Seth Rogen, 34, rp (274 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6633 Glinda, 27, rp (132 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6719 Arcturus Mengsk, 23, rp (103 G, -8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6788 Fred VanVleet, 26, rp (98 G, -6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6592 Andre Marie, 24, rp (73 G, -13.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6861 Erwin Fuchsbichler, 25, rp (68 G, -13.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7162 Charley Witherspoon, 21, rp (28 G, -19.3 PRAA/300)
• 6899 Mike Godwin, 23, rp (6 G, -22.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7207 Bassanio, 20, rp (who?)