Roster for Seattle Angst:

Infielders:

• 7104 Hakan Loob, 22, 2b (147 G, 0.8 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7011 Matthew Shultz, 23, 3b (104 G, -1.8 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6982 Secretariat, 21, 3b (90 G, -7.3 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7094 Michael Ian Black, 20, 3b (39 G, -5.3 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7210 Paul Samwell-Smith, 18, 3b (10 G, -2.4 DR/40, 6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7256 Jim Morrison, 20, ss (74 G, -6.1 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7370 Michael Jackson, 21, ss (31 G, 0.1 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7046 Freedy Johnston, 20, lf (64 G, -4.1 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7278 Miranda Cosgrove, 19, lf (42 G, -3.9 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7017 Juan Garcia-Herreros, 21, cf (85 G, -6.1 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7273 Jean-Jacques Goldman, 22, cf (80 G, -8.2 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7269 Miranda Lambert, 19, cf (75 G, -3.9 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6941 Michael Laudrup, 22, rf (88 G, -0.1 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 21, sp (46 G, -5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7193 Tim Rice-Oxley, 20, sp (44 G, -10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7251 Marius Muller-Westernhagen, 21, sp (36 G, -6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7262 Lady Gaga, 21, sp (34 G, -6.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7317 Duckie Thot, 20, sp (13 G, -13.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7153 Teemu Selanne, 19, mr (40 G, -9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7060 Lexur'iga-serr'roth, 21, rp (58 G, -14.7 PRAA/300)
• 7275 Oscar Ortiz, 22, rp (33 G, -8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7244 Buffy Sainte-Marie, 18, c (who?)
• 7314 Damian Kulash, 17, 3b (who?)
• 7297 Peter the Goatherd, 17, 2b
• 7331 Mark de Clive-Lowe, 17, 2b (who?)
• 7341 Dan Auerbach, 17, cf (who?)
• 7365 Patrick Carney, 18, lf (who?)