Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 7104 Hakan Loob, 23, 2b (185 G, 2.1 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 7011 Matthew Shultz, 24, 3b (134 G, -1.5 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 6982 Secretariat, 22, 3b (125 G, -5.9 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 7256 Jim Morrison, 21, ss (123 G, -3.1 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 7370 Michael Jackson, 22, ss (71 G, -1.4 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 7046 Freedy Johnston, 21, lf (97 G, -4.2 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 7278 Miranda Cosgrove, 20, lf (70 G, -3.8 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 7269 Miranda Lambert, 20, cf (119 G, -0.3 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 7341 Dan Auerbach, 18, cf (5 G, 3.2 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 6941 Michael Laudrup, 23, rf (124 G, -0.1 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 22, sp (64 G, -4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7262 Lady Gaga, 22, sp (49 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7393 David Gray, 20, sp (17 G, -8.5 PRAA/300)
- 7403 Imogen Heap, 19, sp (10 G, -1.1 PRAA/300)
Relievers:
- 7153 Teemu Selanne, 20, mr (63 G, -8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6906 Johnny Combo Player, 24, rp (122 G, -4.8 PRAA/300)
- 7060 Lexur'iga-serr'roth, 22, rp (69 G, -13.6 PRAA/300)
- 7275 Oscar Ortiz, 23, rp (62 G, -1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7457 Skylar Grey, 20, rp (30 G, -1.5 PRAA/300)
Minors:
- 7365 Patrick Carney, 19, lf (22 G, -9.6 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 7423 Brendan Canning, 19, rp (13 G, -16.3 PRAA/300)
- 7297 Peter the Goatherd, 18, cf (11 G, -5.8 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40)
- 7314 Damian Kulash, 18, 3b (who?)
- 7470 Beto O'Rourke, 17, mr
- 7447 Otis Redding, 17, rf