Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 7414 Josh Chan, 19, c (38 G, 0.0 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40)
• 7268 Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, 19, c (12 G, -2.0 DR/40, -8.7 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6727 Sweet Orefice, 28, 2b (334 G, 4.5 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40)
• 7472 Greg Serrano, 21, 2b (43 G, -2.7 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40)
• 6900 Van Keefer, 25, 3b (132 G, 0.0 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40)
• 6474 Cory Baxter, 30, ss (413 G, -1.4 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7029 Miriam Maisel, 25, ss (161 G, -1.6 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 6678 Eleanor Shellstrop, 29, lf (389 G, -1.2 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40)
• 7220 The B---- in Apt. 23, 20, cf (61 G, -5.8 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40)
• 7390 Rebecca Bunch, 21, cf (42 G, -0.8 DR/40, -8.1 OR/40)
• 6317 Eddie Van Halen, 33, rf (542 G, 0.7 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7460 Remy Ma, 18, rf (21 G, -4.2 DR/40, -8.4 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6409 Raven Baxter, 30, sp (215 G, 8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6548 Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, 30, sp (144 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6724 Chidi Anagonye, 28, sp (75 G, 2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6675 Major Teroh, 26, sp (59 G, -2.9 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6641 Leeroy Jenkins, 30, mr (176 G, 4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6249 Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, 31, rp (240 G, 3.4 PRAA/300)
• 6418 Matt Bruce, 30, rp (209 G, 6.9 PRAA/300)
• 6892 Earn Marks, 27, rp (113 G, 3.8 PRAA/300)
• 7024 Jim Gaffigan, 24, rp (74 G, -2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7338 Pawel Kryszalowicz, 20, 1b (17 G, -0.7 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7149 Jane Villanueva, 22, mr (6 G, -14.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7320 MC Serch, 18, 2b (who?)
• 7154 Betty Suarez, 20, sp (who?)
• 7437 Valencia Perez, 17, rp
• 7436 White Josh, 20, rp