Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 6721 Jason Mendoza, 28, c (191 G, 0.1 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 7338 Pawel Kryszalowicz, 19, 1b (17 G, -0.7 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6727 Sweet Orefice, 27, 2b (284 G, 4.6 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40)
• 6900 Van Keefer, 24, 3b (83 G, 0.3 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40)
• 6474 Cory Baxter, 29, ss (390 G, -1.0 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7029 Miriam Maisel, 24, ss (122 G, -1.0 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 6553 Jason Ritter, 30, lf (390 G, 1.7 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6678 Eleanor Shellstrop, 28, lf (347 G, -1.3 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40)
• 6317 Eddie Van Halen, 32, cf (500 G, 1.1 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6960 The Butcher, 25, cf (155 G, -1.7 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7220 The B---- in Apt. 23, 19, cf (14 G, -12.0 DR/40, -16.0 OR/40)
• 6610 Megan Williams, 28, rf (304 G, 0.4 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 6409 Raven Baxter, 29, sp (197 G, 9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6392 June Carter Cash, 28, sp (155 G, 7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6548 Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, 29, sp (130 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6724 Chidi Anagonye, 27, sp (68 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 6641 Leeroy Jenkins, 29, mr (165 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6249 Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, 30, rp (222 G, 2.3 PRAA/300)
• 6418 Matt Bruce, 29, rp (184 G, 8.4 PRAA/300)
• 6892 Earn Marks, 26, rp (97 G, 3.3 PRAA/300)
• 7024 Jim Gaffigan, 23, rp (65 G, -2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6675 Major Teroh, 25, sp (41 G, -6.7 PRAA/300)
• 7149 Jane Villanueva, 21, mr (6 G, -14.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7023 Jerrod Carmichael, 21, rp (3 G, -35.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7320 MC Serch, 17, 2b (who?)
• 7268 Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, 18, c
• 7154 Betty Suarez, 19, sp (who?)