Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 6862 Qyntel Woods, 24, c (153 G, -2.1 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7514 Anthony Stewart Head, 21, c (46 G, -0.1 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6909 Leslie Van Houten, 25, 2b (225 G, 1.3 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7401 James Cromwell, 22, 2b (83 G, 1.3 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7301 Tiberius, 22, 3b (118 G, 1.4 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7006 Yann LeCun, 24, ss (262 G, 1.9 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7127 Tippi Hedren, 21, ss (78 G, 3.5 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7478 Chiwetel Ejiofor, 20, ss (42 G, -1.0 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7046 Freedy Johnston, 22, lf (127 G, -3.2 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7288 Asa Romson, 20, lf (82 G, 1.2 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7146 Bruce Campbell, 21, cf (116 G, 2.2 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7072 Chris Gladwin, 22, cf (99 G, -0.5 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 7188 Caroline Kennedy, 24, sp (83 G, -2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7251 Marius Muller-Westernhagen, 23, sp (59 G, -8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6975 Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, 23, sp (57 G, -6.8 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 7236 Shigeru Miyamoto, 24, mr (58 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6972 Rob McElhenney, 24, rp (156 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7068 Brad Sherwood, 26, rp (144 G, 2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7087 Bill Burr, 23, rp (135 G, 5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6920 Jasmyn Wilkins, 26, rp (114 G, -2.4 PRAA/300)
• 7258 Jan Eliasson, 21, rp (76 G, -6.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7020 Amar Bose, 23, ss (137 G, 0.3 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7208 Hazezon Tamar, 23, cf (117 G, 1.6 DR/40, -7.0 OR/40)
• 7093 Steve Beshear, 23, sp (82 G, -10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7485 Jon Glaser, 18, rp (who?)
• 7507 Mustardseed, 17, cf (who?)
• 7474 Tony Robinson, 18, 2b (who?)