Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 6862 Qyntel Woods, 25, c (188 G, -1.6 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7514 Anthony Stewart Head, 22, c (89 G, -0.5 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7478 Chiwetel Ejiofor, 21, 1b (82 G, 1.0 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6909 Leslie Van Houten, 26, 2b (258 G, 1.1 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7401 James Cromwell, 23, 2b (127 G, 2.0 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7301 Tiberius, 23, 3b (160 G, 2.3 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7006 Yann LeCun, 25, ss (308 G, 2.9 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7127 Tippi Hedren, 22, ss (115 G, 2.9 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7288 Asa Romson, 21, lf (128 G, 0.7 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7146 Bruce Campbell, 22, cf (156 G, 1.9 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7208 Hazezon Tamar, 24, cf (155 G, 1.3 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40)
• 7740 Jennifer Hall, 21, rf (41 G, -1.6 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40)

Starters:

• 7188 Caroline Kennedy, 25, sp (98 G, -2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6764 Mamrie Hart, 28, sp (63 G, -2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6975 Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, 24, sp (63 G, -6.6 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 7236 Shigeru Miyamoto, 25, mr (72 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6972 Rob McElhenney, 25, rp (179 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7068 Brad Sherwood, 27, rp (167 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7087 Bill Burr, 24, rp (158 G, 5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6920 Jasmyn Wilkins, 27, rp (128 G, -1.6 PRAA/300)
• 7258 Jan Eliasson, 22, rp (94 G, -7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7020 Amar Bose, 24, ss (137 G, 0.3 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7251 Marius Muller-Westernhagen, 24, sp (59 G, -8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7741 Paul Schneider, 20, rf
• 7485 Jon Glaser, 19, rp (who?)
• 7474 Tony Robinson, 19, 2b (who?)
• 7688 Mark Dayton, 17, sp