Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 7094 Michael Ian Black, 23, c (168 G, -1.9 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7744 Tom Morello, 20, c (8 G, -5.0 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 7104 Hakan Loob, 25, 2b (265 G, 1.7 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6887 Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 25, 3b (263 G, 4.5 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40)
• 7011 Matthew Shultz, 26, 3b (193 G, -1.3 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7256 Jim Morrison, 23, ss (223 G, 0.8 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7278 Miranda Cosgrove, 22, lf (138 G, -2.1 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7269 Miranda Lambert, 22, cf (208 G, 0.9 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7529 Jeff Tweedy, 20, cf (81 G, -0.3 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7341 Dan Auerbach, 20, cf (27 G, -2.5 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6683 Lin Sivvi, 31, rf (490 G, 2.4 DR/40, 8.3 OR/40)
• 6804 Radek Dvořák, 30, rf (443 G, 2.2 DR/40, 9.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7737 Tom DeLonge, 21, rf (32 G, 1.1 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6548 Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, 32, sp (169 G, 7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 24, sp (104 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7262 Lady Gaga, 24, sp (86 G, -1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7393 David Gray, 22, sp (53 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7539 Jeff Beck, 21, sp (29 G, 10.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7153 Teemu Selanne, 22, mr (116 G, 0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7275 Oscar Ortiz, 25, rp (100 G, 7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7457 Skylar Grey, 22, rp (61 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7297 Peter the Goatherd, 20, rf (55 G, 1.4 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40)
• 7303 Valeria Mazza, 20, 1b (34 G, -0.6 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7403 Imogen Heap, 21, sp (10 G, -1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7314 Damian Kulash, 20, 1b (7 G, 1.7 DR/40, -15.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7522 Jeff Mangum, 19, 3b (who?)
• 7470 Beto O'Rourke, 19, mr (who?)