Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 7094 Michael Ian Black, 22, c (121 G, -1.9 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7104 Hakan Loob, 24, 2b (224 G, 2.3 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7011 Matthew Shultz, 25, 3b (165 G, -1.0 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6982 Secretariat, 23, 3b (159 G, -4.5 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7314 Damian Kulash, 19, 3b (7 G, 1.7 DR/40, -15.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7256 Jim Morrison, 22, ss (173 G, -1.5 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6683 Lin Sivvi, 30, lf (447 G, 2.6 DR/40, 8.6 OR/40)
• 6678 Eleanor Shellstrop, 30, lf (413 G, -1.1 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40)
• 7278 Miranda Cosgrove, 21, lf (110 G, -2.8 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7365 Patrick Carney, 20, lf (45 G, -3.9 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7269 Miranda Lambert, 21, cf (164 G, 1.5 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7529 Jeff Tweedy, 19, cf (38 G, -1.9 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6804 Radek Dvořák, 29, rf (400 G, 2.0 DR/40, 9.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7297 Peter the Goatherd, 19, rf (42 G, 1.0 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6548 Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, 31, sp (157 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 23, sp (82 G, -2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7262 Lady Gaga, 23, sp (67 G, -2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7393 David Gray, 21, sp (35 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7539 Jeff Beck, 20, sp (16 G, 10.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7153 Teemu Selanne, 21, mr (89 G, -0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7275 Oscar Ortiz, 24, rp (82 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7457 Skylar Grey, 21, rp (48 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7341 Dan Auerbach, 19, cf (21 G, -4.4 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7303 Valeria Mazza, 19, ss (20 G, -0.4 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7403 Imogen Heap, 20, sp (10 G, -1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7483 Jeff Schroeder, 18, 1b (6 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7522 Jeff Mangum, 18, 3b (who?)
• 7470 Beto O'Rourke, 18, mr (who?)