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"Apricot" Harrison, 2b, on waivers
"Tinned Peach" Thompson, 1b, Circus

A Ryan Seacrest Type, 2b, Hollywoo
Aaron, 1b, Tel Aviv
Aaron Copland, rp, Los Angeles
Abbas ibn Firnas, 1b, Canaveral
Abholos, 1b, on waivers
Adeliz the Cinder Wind, sp, Multiverse/on waivers
Adun Oakenshield, ss, Multiverse
Agrus Kos, 2b, Multiverse
Alala, rf, Arkham
Alan Menken, 2b, Tel Aviv
Albrecht Berblinger, sp, Canaveral
Alek Wek, ss, Milan
Alexa Chung, sp, Milan
Alexstrasza, c, Gallifrey
Allie Ayers, sp, Milan
Amar Bose, ss, Sao Paulo
Amare Stoudemire, sp, Baltimore
Ammutseba, 3b, Arkham
Amon-Gorloth, sp, Stratford
Amy March, rp, Paddington
Amy Schumer, ss, Tel Aviv
Ana Spanakopita, 1b, Hollywoo
Andariel, rf, Gallifrey/Compton
Andrew Garfield, sp, Hollywoo
Andrew Ilnyckyj, rp, Cyberspace
Angus Mackenzie, 1b, Multiverse
Anthony Stewart Head, c, Sao Paulo
Arabian Prince, c, on waivers
Ariel, cf, Stratford
Arlinn Kord, c, Multiverse
Artanis, sp, Stratford
Arthur, sp, Paddington
Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, rp, Circus
Arturo Fonzarelli, rp, Hollywoo
Arvydas Sabonis, 1b, Baltimore
Arwassa, mr, Arkham
Asa Romson, lf, Sao Paulo
Ashley Clements, rp, Stratford
Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer, 2b, Circus/on waivers
Atlach-Nacha, rp, Arkham
Aylith, rp, Arkham
Ayn Rand, rp, Tel Aviv
Azmodan, ss, Gallifrey

B'gnu-Thun, 2b, Arkham
Baal, rp, Gallifrey
Babar, rp, Paddington
Badger, rp, Paddington
Balnazzar, 2b, Gallifrey
Barbara Palvin, sp, Milan
Baron Von Count, rp, Hollywoo
Basatan, rp, Arkham
Beanie Sigel, c, Compton
Bears in Chairs, c, on waivers
Belial, mr, Gallifrey
Ben Savage, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Schwartz, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Simmons, rp, Baltimore
Beth March, 2b, Paddington
Beto O'Rourke, mr, Seattle
Big Boi, sp, Compton
Bill Burr, rp, Sao Paulo
Biz Markie, ss, Compton
Bjorn Nordqvist, rp, on waivers
Black Sheep, 2b, Paddington
Blackitt, mr, Circus
Blanca Padilla, c, Milan
Blythe Masters, c, Stratford
BoJack Horseman, ss, Hollywoo
Bob Kelso, lf, on waivers
Bonzi Wells, 3b, Baltimore
Brad Friedel, rp, Kratovo
Brad Sherwood, rp, Sao Paulo
Bradley Hitler-Smith, 1b, Hollywoo
Bree Sharp, ss, on waivers
Brendan Canning, rp, Milan
Brent Leroy, 3b, Los Angeles
Brodarious Hamm, c, San Jose
Bruce Campbell, cf, Sao Paulo
Bucky Pizzarelli, cf, Seattle
Burm Snart, rp, on waivers
Byatis, c, Arkham

Caitlin O'Connor, 1b, on waivers
Caius Ligarius, sp, Stratford
Cappadonna, 3b, Compton/on waivers
Captain Peanutbutter, sp, Hollywoo
Carla Bruni, cf, Milan
Carla Espinosa, ss, Los Angeles
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 3b, Seattle
Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, sp, Kratovo
Caroline Kennedy, sp, Sao Paulo
Casey Neistat, sp, Cyberspace
Casper Lee, ss, on waivers
Cat Deeley, cf, on waivers
Celestial Colonnade, rp, Multiverse
Chandra North, 1b, Milan
Chardonnay Beaver, cf, San Jose
Charles Barkley, sp, Baltimore
Charles Joseph McDonnell, cf, Cyberspace
Chaugnar Faugn, rp, Arkham
Chica, rp, on waivers
Chiwetel Ejiofor, 1b, Sao Paulo
Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 2b, San Jose
Chris Gladwin, cf, Paddington/Circus
Chrissie Hynde, 1b, on waivers
Christopher Turk, 1b, Los Angeles
Cicero, rp, Stratford
Claudio Caniggia, 3b, on waivers
Clyde Drexler, cf, Baltimore
Cobweb, rf, Los Angeles
Coinchenn, ss, Circus
Colin "Bomber" Harris, 1b, Circus
Colm O Ciosoig, cf, Compton
Common, rf, Compton/on waivers
Connie Hawkins, cf, Baltimore
Cool Breeze, mr, Compton/Multiverse
Coolio, ss, Compton
Copernicus, cf, Hollywoo
Coriolanus, ss, Stratford
Coriolanus Snow, 1b, on waivers
Corky Boozé, c, San Jose
Cornelius, ss, on waivers
Cornelius Boza-Edwards, rf, San Jose
Cow Jumping Over the Moon, lf, Paddington
Coyote Peterson, lf, Cyberspace
Craig Owens, cf, Gallifrey
Crescent Dragonwagon, lf, San Jose
Crom Cruach, sp, Arkham
Cthaeghya, rp, Arkham
Cthugha, 3b, Arkham
Ctoggha, sp, Arkham
Curious George, rf, Paddington
Cynothoglys, lf, Arkham
Cyäegha, 1b, Arkham
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, cf, Arkham

DMX, 1b, on waivers
Da Brat, lf, Compton/Gallifrey
Daisy Ridley, 3b, Circus
Dakkon Blackblade, rp, Multiverse/Compton
Damian Kulash, 3b, Circus
Damian Lillard, 2b, Baltimore
Dan Auerbach, cf, Seattle
Dan Majerle, 1b, Baltimore
Daniel Boulud, rp, Canaveral
Daniela Braga, 3b, Milan
Danitha Capashen, rp, Multiverse
Danny Pink, cf, Gallifrey
David, sp, on waivers
David Dobrík, 3b, Cyberspace
David Gray, sp, Seattle
David Trezeguet, lf, Kratovo
Davide Scabin, sp, on waivers
Debbie Katzenberg, rp, Circus
Deckard Cain, rp, on waivers
Del the Funky Homosapien, rf, Compton
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, sp, Milan
Dennis Bergkamp, lf, on waivers
Detheroc, sp, Columbus
Diane Nguyen, mr, Hollywoo
Diego Forlan Corazo, 3b, Kratovo
Doge of Venice, rp, Arkham
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, rp, Canaveral
Domri Rade, sp, Multiverse
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph, 1b, on waivers
Dr. Narwhals Mating, ss, San Jose
Dr. Piglet, rp, Circus
Dr. Taekwondo Byrd, cf, on waivers
Dr. Winston, rp, Circus
Drew Scanlon, ss, Cyberspace
Duriel, lf, Gallifrey
Dygra, sp, Arkham
Dythalla, ss, Arkham

Earn Marks, rp, Compton/Multiverse
Ebonee Davis, rf, Gallifrey
Edward Gallo Fulmer, rp, Cyberspace
Ei'lor, sp, Arkham
Eli, 2b, Tel Aviv
Elle Mills, sp, Cyberspace
Elliot Reid, rf, Los Angeles
Emile Hirsch, 1b, Compton
Emma Leroy, 1b, Los Angeles
Emmara Tandris, lf, on waivers
Emperor, c, Paddington
Eric Murphy, 2b, on waivers
Eric the Fish, 1b, Circus
Eric the Half-Bee, rf, Circus
Esther, c, Tel Aviv
Etepsed Egnis, rp, Arkham
Eugene Lee Yang, cf, Cyberspace
Evgeni Malkin, ss, Canaveral

Fabien Barthez, sp, Kratovo
Fabio Cannavaro, sp, Kratovo
Fan Zhiyi, mr, Kratovo
Fat Joe, cf, Compton
Father Bear, 2b, Paddington
Fellony Silas, rp, San Jose
Ferdinand, c, Stratford
Firesong and Sunspeaker, 3b, Multiverse
Flavius, mr, Kratovo
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Seattle
Flula Borg, 2b, Cyberspace
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, sp, San Jose
Foxy Brown, ss, Compton
Francesco Lana de Terzi, c, Canaveral
Francis Flute, 1b, Stratford
Francky Vandendriessche, rp, Kratovo
Frantisek Stambachr, rp, Gallifrey
Fred Savage, rp, Tel Aviv
Freddie Wong, 2b, Cyberspace
Freeway, mr, Compton
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, on waivers

Gabriel Angelfire, sp, Multiverse
Gandalf Hernandez, sp, San Jose
Garza Zol, cf, Multiverse
Gaston, rp, Circus/on waivers
Gay Straite, 3b, San Jose
George Sears, rp, Hollywoo
Georges Carnus, mr, Kratovo
Georgia Gibbs, sp, Milan
Gerald Wallace, cf, Baltimore
Gi-Hoveg, lf, Arkham
Glaaki, rf, Arkham
Glen Matthews, ss, Los Angeles
Grace Elizabeth, mr, Milan
Grant-Lee Phillips, mr, Stratford
Gravedigger, rf, Stratford
Griselbrand, sp, Multiverse
Gwendolyn Di Corci, cf, Multiverse

Haiogh-Yai, rp, Arkham
Hakan Loob, 2b, Seattle
Hallar the Firefletcher, c, Hollywoo
Hank Yarbo, mr, Circus
Hannah Ferguson, lf, Milan
Hannah Hart, sp, Cyberspace
Hannah Horvath, lf, Los Angeles
Hazezon Tamar, cf, Sao Paulo
Hector Macho Camacho, 1b, San Jose
Henrik Lundqvist, sp, Canaveral
Henry Winkler, rp, Hollywoo
Hezârfen Ahmed Çelebi , sp, Canaveral
Highlord Alarak, rf, Gallifrey/Sao Paulo
Hugo, lf, Baltimore
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, cf, Milan
Humpty Dumpty, rp, Paddington

I Made Mangku Pastika, 3b, San Jose
I-Perfection Harris, rp, Gallifrey/Columbus
Ike Broflovski, c, Tel Aviv
Ilya Kovalchuk, rf, Canaveral
Imogen Heap, sp, Seattle
Imperius, c, Gallifrey
Ingrid Nilsen, c, Cyberspace
Inspector Leopard, cf, Circus
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 2b, on waivers

Jace Vryn's Prodigy, c, Multiverse
Jack the Giant Killer, sp, Paddington
Jacques Songo'o, rp, Kratovo
James Cromwell, 2b, Sao Paulo
James Van Der Beek, sp, Stratford
James William Sawyer, sp, Tel Aviv
Jamez Brickhouse, rp, San Jose
Jan Eliasson, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Janne Niinimaa, rp, Omsk
Jari Kurri, rp, on waivers
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, sp, Canaveral
Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 3b, San Jose
Jasmyn Wilkins, rp, Sao Paulo
Jeff Baxter, rp, Canaveral
Jeff Beck, sp, Seattle
Jeff Hornacek, rp, Baltimore
Jeff Mangum, 3b, Seattle
Jeff Pearce, 2b, Los Angeles
Jeff Schroeder, lf, Tel Aviv
Jeff Tweedy, cf, Seattle
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, sp, Baltimore
Jennifer Hall, rf, Sao Paulo
Jenny Slate, 3b, Paddington
Jerusalem Monday, rf, San Jose
Jerzy Dudek, rp, Kratovo
Jessa Johansson, rp, Compton
Jessica Biel, cf, Hollywoo
Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, c, Los Angeles
Jiang Yanggu, ss, Multiverse
Jim Morrison, ss, Seattle
Jimmy Wong, rf, Cyberspace
JiÅ™Ã Å lÃ©gr, rf, Canaveral
Jo March, 1b, Paddington
Joe Henchman, 1b, San Jose
Joel Embiid, cf, Baltimore
John Dorian, rp, Los Angeles
John Gilmore, c, Cyberspace
John Pizzarelli, 1b, Seattle
Johnny Chase, rf, on waivers
Jon Glaser, rp, Sao Paulo
Jonah Hill, rf, Tel Aviv
Joseph Heller, lf, Canaveral
Joseph-Desire Job, rf, on waivers
Josh Blaylock, c, on waivers
Josh Chan, c, Los Angeles
Josh Gad, rp, Tel Aviv
Josh Peck, rf, Tel Aviv
Joshua, lf, Tel Aviv
Judah Mannowdog, sp, Circus/on waivers
Julia Sawalha, ss, Circus
June Carter Cash, sp, Tel Aviv
Jusuf NurkiÄ‡, 2b, Baltimore
Juvenile, 1b, Compton

Kaia Gerber, ss, Milan
Karen Pelly, sp, Los Angeles
Kate Stewart, c, Gallifrey
Kay, ss, Paddington
Kayode Ewumi, 3b, Gallifrey
Kayti Edwards, rp, on waivers
Keith Douglas Habersberger, cf, Cyberspace
Keith Van Horn, ss, Arkham
Kel'Thuzad, rp, Gallifrey
Kelleth Cuthbert, rp, Tel Aviv
Kelsey Jannings, rf, Hollywoo
Kemba Walker, rp, Baltimore
Kenny F. Powers, sp, Los Angeles
Kevin Johnson, cf, Baltimore
Kuro Takhasomi, sp, Cyberspace
Kyla Coleman, mr, Los Angeles

Lacey Burrows, sp, Los Angeles
Lady Gaga, sp, Seattle
Lady Sun, rf, Sao Paulo
Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, 3b, Canaveral
Lauren Jones, sp, Milan
Lazav the Multifarious, 1b, Multiverse
Leah, rp, Tel Aviv
Leandro Barbosa, cf, Baltimore
Leeroy Jenkins, mr, Tel Aviv
Leomie Anderson, rp, Compton
Leslie Van Houten, 2b, Sao Paulo
Lil Kim, c, Compton
Lin Chi-Ling, 1b, Milan
Lin Sivvi, lf, Seattle
Linus Van Pelt, mr, Stratford
Little Bear, 2b, Paddington
Little Blue Truck, 2b, on waivers
Lizzy Caplan, 2b, on waivers
Lorenzo, rp, Stratford
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, mr, Stratford
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo, cf, Kratovo
Lyra Dawnbringer, rp, Multiverse

MC Hammer, 2b, Compton
MC Serch, rf, Los Angeles
Mac Dre, rp, Compton
Mahogany Loggins, lf, San Jose
Majed Abdullah, rf, Kratovo
Malthael, sp, Gallifrey
Malygos, mr, Gallifrey
Mamrie Hart, sp, Sao Paulo
Marc Gasol, sp, Baltimore
Marc Wilmots, 2b, Stratford
Marcellus, 2b, Stratford
Marius Muller-Westernhagen, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Mark Dayton, sp, on waivers
Markelle Fultz, rp, Baltimore
Marnie Michaels, cf, Los Angeles
Martin Pizzarelli, sp, Seattle
Mason Ramsey, rp, Cyberspace
Masta Killa, ss, Gallifrey
Matt Bruce, rp, Tel Aviv
Matt Drudge, cf, Cyberspace
Matt Smith, 1b, Gallifrey
Matthew Inman, rf, Cyberspace
Matthew Shultz, 3b, Circus/Paddington
Maurice Lucas, ss, Stratford
Maury Ballstein, 3b, Tel Aviv
McGruff the Crime Dog, rp, Hollywoo
Meg March, ss, Paddington
Mel Blanc, 3b, Tel Aviv
Melanie Laurent, 3b, Cyberspace
Melissa Satta, rp, on waivers
Melissa Stetten, rf, Milan
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, 2b, on waivers
Metellus Cimber, rp, Kratovo
Michael Ian Black, c, Seattle
Michael Jackson, ss, Milan
Michael Laudrup, rf, on waivers
Mike Birbiglia, rp, Sao Paulo
Miracle Crimes, mr, San Jose
Miranda, rf, Stratford
Miranda Cosgrove, lf, Multiverse
Miranda Lambert, cf, Seattle
Miriam Maisel, ss, Kratovo
Mirko Vosk, sp, Hollywoo
Miss Clavel, rf, Paddington
Missy Elliott, ss, Compton
Monika Jagaciak, rp, Milan
Montgomery Burns, rp, Hollywoo
Mordechai, cf, Tel Aviv
Moth, 2b, Kratovo
Mother Bear, ss, Paddington
Mr. Creosote, sp, Circus
Mr. Hilter, ss, Circus
Mr. Peanutbutter, lf, Hollywoo
Mr. Peanutbutter Sr., ss, on waivers
Mrs. Conclusion, cf, Circus
Mrs. Premise, cf, Circus
Mu Yanling, lf, Multiverse
Muff Potter, sp, Circus/on waivers
Muradin Bronzebeard, cf, Circus/Paddington
Murellus, 2b, Cyberspace/on waivers

Nakata Hidetoshi, rf, Kratovo
Naru Meha, c, Multiverse
Nas, 2b, Compton
Neltharion, rp, Gallifrey
Nikolai Khabibulin, rp, Canaveral
Nozdormu, 2b, Circus
Nyaghoggua, rp, Stratford

Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, c, Hollywoo
Old Lady Whispering Hush, sp, Paddington
Oliver Kahn, rp, Kratovo/Compton
Olivia Culpo, sp, Milan
Olivia Newton-John, lf, Tel Aviv
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, sp, Seattle
Oozi Cats, sp, San Jose
Oscar Leroy, sp, Los Angeles
Oscar Ortiz, rp, Seattle
Othmar Garithos, 1b, Gallifrey
Overmind, cf, Gallifrey/Sao Paulo

Paolo Maldini, sp, Kratovo
Pat LaFontaine, 3b, Canaveral
Patrick Carney, lf, on waivers
Pau Gasol, rp, Baltimore
Paul Samwell-Smith, 3b, Compton/Gallifrey
Paul Schneider, rf, Sao Paulo
Paul Westphal, lf, Baltimore
Pavel Bure, rp, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, rp, Canaveral
Peasblossom, 1b, Circus
Pericles Prince of Tyre, sp, Stratford
Perry Cox, lf, Los Angeles
Peter Lovenkrands, 2b, Kratovo
Peter the Goatherd, rf, Seattle
Pickles Aplenty, sp, Hollywoo
Pierluigi Pizzaballa, rp, Kratovo
Pimp C, sp, Compton
Prospero, lf, Stratford

Quindarious Gooch, ss, San Jose
Qyntel Woods, c, on waivers

Rachel Hilbert, mr, Milan
Rachel Weisz, sp, Tel Aviv
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, rf, Seattle
Raff Capashen, 3b, Multiverse
Rah Digga, c, Compton/on waivers
Raja Bell, 2b, on waivers
Ral Zarek, cf, on waivers
Randy Quaid, cf, on waivers
Rasheed Wallace, sp, on waivers
Raven Baxter, sp, Baltimore
Red Riding Hood, rp, Paddington
Reg, sp, on waivers
Reverend Hobbit Forrest, sp, San Jose
Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, rp, San Jose
Reya Dawnbringer, ss, on waivers
Rich Sutter, ss, Canaveral
Richard Garfield, rf, Multiverse
Ricky LaFleur, sp, Los Angeles
Rob McElhenney, rp, Sao Paulo
Roberto Baggio, 2b, Milan
Robin Starveling, lf, Stratford
Rolf Jacob Sartorius, rp, Cyberspace
Roman Hamrlík, c, Canaveral
Ron Funches, rp, Sao Paulo
Rose Bertram, rp, on waivers
Roy Keane, cf, Kratovo
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, sp, Sao Paulo
Rustu Recber, rp, Kratovo
Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, 1b, Hollywoo

Saku Koivu, rp, Canaveral
Sal, cf, Paddington
Salami Blessing, ss, San Jose
Salvatore Assante, rp, Los Angeles
Sarah Lynn, cf, Hollywoo
Sean Murray, rf, Circus
Sebastian St. Clair, ss, Hollywoo
Secretariat, 3b, Kratovo
Shawn Marion, sp, Circus
Shigeru Miyamoto, mr, Sao Paulo
Shiggy, sp, Cyberspace
Shoshanna Shapiro, ss, Tel Aviv
Shylock, lf, Stratford
Silver Bronzo, 2b, on waivers
Simon Burke, ss, Los Angeles
Skee-Lo, lf, Compton
Skylar Grey, rp, Seattle
Sleeping Beauty, 2b, Paddington/Circus
Slick Woods, 3b, Milan
Slimefoot the Stowaway, rp, Multiverse/Compton
Snoop Dogg, sp, Compton
Solomon, rp, on waivers
Squiffy, ss, Circus
Stan Mikita, sp, Canaveral
Steve Nash, rp, Baltimore
Steven Lim, rp, Cyberspace
Stoneforge Mystic, cf, Multiverse
Strong Bad, rf, Cyberspace
Sweet Orefice, 2b, Baltimore
Sylvanas Windrunner, mr, Circus/on waivers

Tajic Legions Edge, 2b, Multiverse
Tanya Mityushina, mr, Milan
Tara Fares, lf, Milan
Tasha Tilberg, rp, Milan
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, c, San Jose
Ted Buckland, rf, on waivers
Teemu Selanne, mr, Seattle
Terry Porter, cf, Baltimore
The Dweller in the Gulf, rp, Arkham
The Grinch, rp, Paddington
The Little Engine That Could, sp, Paddington
Thrall Son of Durotan, sp, Gallifrey
Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Tiberius, 3b, Sao Paulo
Tichondrius, lf, Gallifrey
Tim Berners-Lee, rp, Cyberspace
Tippi Hedren, ss, Sao Paulo
Titus Andronicus, 1b, Stratford
Todd Chavez, rp, Hollywoo
Tom DeLonge, rf, Seattle
Tom Meighan, ss, Los Angeles
Tom Morello, c, Seattle
Tony Robinson, 2b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Tony Twist, c, Canaveral
Tyrael, 3b, Gallifrey/Compton

Uncle Henry, mr, on waivers
Unique Wigfall, rp, San Jose
Uyo Silent Prophet, 3b, Compton

Valdas Adamkus, rp, Columbus
Valencia Perez, sp, Los Angeles
Valeria Mazza, 1b, Seattle/Gallifrey
Van Keefer, 3b, Stratford
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., rp, Arkham
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., lf, on waivers
Varimathras, rp, Gallifrey
Verix Bladewing, rp, Multiverse
Vincent Adultman, 2b, Hollywoo
Voltimand, rp, Columbus
Vorel of the Hull Clade, sp, Multiverse

Walter Centeno Corea, ss, Kratovo
Walter Tkaczuk, sp, Canaveral
Wanda Dollard, sp, Los Angeles
Widow Douglas, sp, Paddington
Willy Wonka, rf, Hollywoo
Win Thin, rf, San Jose
Wymer, sp, Circus

Yamila Diaz-Rahi, sp, on waivers
Yann LeCun, ss, Sao Paulo
Yog-Sothoth, 2b, on waivers
Ysera, sp, Gallifrey
Yuan Huangtou, rf, Canaveral

Zach Randolph, 3b, Baltimore
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, ss, Cyberspace
Zarley Zalapski, 1b, Omsk
Zdenek Nehoda, c, Kratovo
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, lf, Canaveral
Zeratul, cf, Kratovo
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, 2b, Canaveral

By position

Catchers

Alexstrasza, Gallifrey
Anthony Stewart Head, Sao Paulo
Arabian Prince, on waivers
Arlinn Kord, Multiverse
Beanie Sigel, Compton
Bears in Chairs, on waivers
Blanca Padilla, Milan
Blythe Masters, Stratford
Brodarious Hamm, San Jose
Byatis, Arkham
Corky Boozé, San Jose
Emperor, Paddington
Esther, Tel Aviv
Ferdinand, Stratford
Francesco Lana de Terzi, Canaveral
Hallar the Firefletcher, Hollywoo
Ike Broflovski, Tel Aviv
Imperius, Gallifrey
Ingrid Nilsen, Cyberspace
Jace Vryn's Prodigy, Multiverse
Jesus Maria Satrustegui Azpiroz, Los Angeles
John Gilmore, Cyberspace
Josh Blaylock, on waivers
Josh Chan, Los Angeles
Kate Stewart, Gallifrey
Lil Kim, Compton
Michael Ian Black, Seattle
Naru Meha, Multiverse
Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, Hollywoo
Qyntel Woods, on waivers
Rah Digga, Compton/on waivers
Roman Hamrlík, Canaveral
Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, San Jose
Tom Morello, Seattle
Tony Twist, Canaveral
Zdenek Nehoda, Kratovo

First Basemen

"Tinned Peach" Thompson, Circus
Aaron, Tel Aviv
Abbas ibn Firnas, Canaveral
Abholos, on waivers
Ana Spanakopita, Hollywoo
Angus Mackenzie, Multiverse
Arvydas Sabonis, Baltimore
Bradley Hitler-Smith, Hollywoo
Caitlin O'Connor, on waivers
Chandra North, Milan
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Sao Paulo
Chrissie Hynde, on waivers
Christopher Turk, Los Angeles
Colin "Bomber" Harris, Circus
Coriolanus Snow, on waivers
Cyäegha, Arkham
DMX, on waivers
Dan Majerle, Baltimore
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph, on waivers
Emile Hirsch, Compton
Emma Leroy, Los Angeles
Eric the Fish, Circus
Francis Flute, Stratford
Hector Macho Camacho, San Jose
Jo March, Paddington
Joe Henchman, San Jose
John Pizzarelli, Seattle
Juvenile, Compton
Lazav the Multifarious, Multiverse
Lin Chi-Ling, Milan
Matt Smith, Gallifrey
Othmar Garithos, Gallifrey
Peasblossom, Circus
Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, Hollywoo
Titus Andronicus, Stratford
Valeria Mazza, Seattle/Gallifrey
Zarley Zalapski, Omsk

Second Basemen

"Apricot" Harrison, on waivers
A Ryan Seacrest Type, Hollywoo
Agrus Kos, Multiverse
Alan Menken, Tel Aviv
Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer, Circus/on waivers
B'gnu-Thun, Arkham
Balnazzar, Gallifrey
Beth March, Paddington
Black Sheep, Paddington
Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, San Jose
Damian Lillard, Baltimore
Eli, Tel Aviv
Eric Murphy, on waivers
Father Bear, Paddington
Flula Borg, Cyberspace
Freddie Wong, Cyberspace
Hakan Loob, Seattle
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, on waivers
James Cromwell, Sao Paulo
Jeff Pearce, Los Angeles
Jusuf NurkiÄ‡, Baltimore
Leslie Van Houten, Sao Paulo
Little Bear, Paddington
Little Blue Truck, on waivers
Lizzy Caplan, on waivers
MC Hammer, Compton
Marc Wilmots, Stratford
Marcellus, Stratford
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, on waivers
Moth, Kratovo
Murellus, Cyberspace/on waivers
Nas, Compton
Nozdormu, Circus
Peter Lovenkrands, Kratovo
Raja Bell, on waivers
Roberto Baggio, Milan
Silver Bronzo, on waivers
Sleeping Beauty, Paddington/Circus
Sweet Orefice, Baltimore
Tajic Legions Edge, Multiverse
Tony Robinson, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Vincent Adultman, Hollywoo
Yog-Sothoth, on waivers
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, Canaveral

Third Basemen

Ammutseba, Arkham
Bonzi Wells, Baltimore
Brent Leroy, Los Angeles
Cappadonna, Compton/on waivers
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, Seattle
Claudio Caniggia, on waivers
Cthugha, Arkham
Daisy Ridley, Circus
Damian Kulash, Circus
Daniela Braga, Milan
David Dobrík, Cyberspace
Diego Forlan Corazo, Kratovo
Firesong and Sunspeaker, Multiverse
Gay Straite, San Jose
I Made Mangku Pastika, San Jose
Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, San Jose
Jeff Mangum, Seattle
Jenny Slate, Paddington
Kayode Ewumi, Gallifrey
Lagâri Hasan Çelebi, Canaveral
Matthew Shultz, Circus/Paddington
Maury Ballstein, Tel Aviv
Mel Blanc, Tel Aviv
Melanie Laurent, Cyberspace
Pat LaFontaine, Canaveral
Paul Samwell-Smith, Compton/Gallifrey
Raff Capashen, Multiverse
Secretariat, Kratovo
Slick Woods, Milan
Tiberius, Sao Paulo
Tyrael, Gallifrey/Compton
Uyo Silent Prophet, Compton
Van Keefer, Stratford
Zach Randolph, Baltimore

Shortstops

Adun Oakenshield, Multiverse
Alek Wek, Milan
Amar Bose, Sao Paulo
Amy Schumer, Tel Aviv
Azmodan, Gallifrey
Biz Markie, Compton
BoJack Horseman, Hollywoo
Bree Sharp, on waivers
Carla Espinosa, Los Angeles
Casper Lee, on waivers
Coinchenn, Circus
Coolio, Compton
Coriolanus, Stratford
Cornelius, on waivers
Dr. Narwhals Mating, San Jose
Drew Scanlon, Cyberspace
Dythalla, Arkham
Evgeni Malkin, Canaveral
Foxy Brown, Compton
Glen Matthews, Los Angeles
Jiang Yanggu, Multiverse
Jim Morrison, Seattle
Julia Sawalha, Circus
Kaia Gerber, Milan
Kay, Paddington
Keith Van Horn, Arkham
Masta Killa, Gallifrey
Maurice Lucas, Stratford
Meg March, Paddington
Michael Jackson, Milan
Miriam Maisel, Kratovo
Missy Elliott, Compton
Mother Bear, Paddington
Mr. Hilter, Circus
Mr. Peanutbutter Sr., on waivers
Quindarious Gooch, San Jose
Reya Dawnbringer, on waivers
Rich Sutter, Canaveral
Salami Blessing, San Jose
Sebastian St. Clair, Hollywoo
Shoshanna Shapiro, Tel Aviv
Simon Burke, Los Angeles
Squiffy, Circus
Tippi Hedren, Sao Paulo
Tom Meighan, Los Angeles
Walter Centeno Corea, Kratovo
Yann LeCun, Sao Paulo
Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, Cyberspace

Left Fielders

Asa Romson, Sao Paulo
Bob Kelso, on waivers
Cow Jumping Over the Moon, Paddington
Coyote Peterson, Cyberspace
Crescent Dragonwagon, San Jose
Cynothoglys, Arkham
Da Brat, Compton/Gallifrey
David Trezeguet, Kratovo
Dennis Bergkamp, on waivers
Duriel, Gallifrey
Emmara Tandris, on waivers
Gi-Hoveg, Arkham
Hannah Ferguson, Milan
Hannah Horvath, Los Angeles
Hugo, Baltimore
Jeff Schroeder, Tel Aviv
Joseph Heller, Canaveral
Joshua, Tel Aviv
Lin Sivvi, Seattle
Mahogany Loggins, San Jose
Miranda Cosgrove, Multiverse
Mr. Peanutbutter, Hollywoo
Mu Yanling, Multiverse
Olivia Newton-John, Tel Aviv
Patrick Carney, on waivers
Paul Westphal, Baltimore
Perry Cox, Los Angeles
Prospero, Stratford
Robin Starveling, Stratford
Shylock, Stratford
Skee-Lo, Compton
Tara Fares, Milan
Tichondrius, Gallifrey
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., on waivers
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, Canaveral

Center Fielders

Ariel, Stratford
Bruce Campbell, Sao Paulo
Bucky Pizzarelli, Seattle
Carla Bruni, Milan
Cat Deeley, on waivers
Chardonnay Beaver, San Jose
Charles Joseph McDonnell, Cyberspace
Chris Gladwin, Paddington/Circus
Clyde Drexler, Baltimore
Colm O Ciosoig, Compton
Connie Hawkins, Baltimore
Copernicus, Hollywoo
Craig Owens, Gallifrey
CÅÄtlÄ«cue, Arkham
Dan Auerbach, Seattle
Danny Pink, Gallifrey
Dr. Taekwondo Byrd, on waivers
Eugene Lee Yang, Cyberspace
Fat Joe, Compton
Garza Zol, Multiverse
Gerald Wallace, Baltimore
Gwendolyn Di Corci, Multiverse
Hazezon Tamar, Sao Paulo
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, Milan
Inspector Leopard, Circus
Jeff Tweedy, Seattle
Jessica Biel, Hollywoo
Joel Embiid, Baltimore
Keith Douglas Habersberger, Cyberspace
Kevin Johnson, Baltimore
Leandro Barbosa, Baltimore
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo, Kratovo
Marnie Michaels, Los Angeles
Matt Drudge, Cyberspace
Miranda Lambert, Seattle
Mordechai, Tel Aviv
Mrs. Conclusion, Circus
Mrs. Premise, Circus
Muradin Bronzebeard, Circus/Paddington
Overmind, Gallifrey/Sao Paulo
Ral Zarek, on waivers
Randy Quaid, on waivers
Roy Keane, Kratovo
Sal, Paddington
Sarah Lynn, Hollywoo
Stoneforge Mystic, Multiverse
Terry Porter, Baltimore
Zeratul, Kratovo

Right Fielders

Alala, Arkham
Andariel, Gallifrey/Compton
Cobweb, Los Angeles
Common, Compton/on waivers
Cornelius Boza-Edwards, San Jose
Curious George, Paddington
Del the Funky Homosapien, Compton
Ebonee Davis, Gallifrey
Elliot Reid, Los Angeles
Eric the Half-Bee, Circus
Glaaki, Arkham
Gravedigger, Stratford
Highlord Alarak, Gallifrey/Sao Paulo
Ilya Kovalchuk, Canaveral
Jennifer Hall, Sao Paulo
Jerusalem Monday, San Jose
Jimmy Wong, Cyberspace
Johnny Chase, on waivers
Jonah Hill, Tel Aviv
Joseph-Desire Job, on waivers
Josh Peck, Tel Aviv
Kelsey Jannings, Hollywoo
Lady Sun, Sao Paulo
MC Serch, Los Angeles
Majed Abdullah, Kratovo
Matthew Inman, Cyberspace
Melissa Stetten, Milan
Michael Laudrup, on waivers
Miranda, Stratford
Miss Clavel, Paddington
Nakata Hidetoshi, Kratovo
Paul Schneider, Sao Paulo
Peter the Goatherd, Seattle
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, Seattle
Richard Garfield, Multiverse
Sean Murray, Circus
Strong Bad, Cyberspace
Ted Buckland, on waivers
Tom DeLonge, Seattle
Willy Wonka, Hollywoo
Win Thin, San Jose
Yuan Huangtou, Canaveral

Starting Pitchers

Adeliz the Cinder Wind, Multiverse/on waivers
Albrecht Berblinger, Canaveral
Alexa Chung, Milan
Allie Ayers, Milan
Amare Stoudemire, Baltimore
Amon-Gorloth, Stratford
Andrew Garfield, Hollywoo
Artanis, Stratford
Arthur, Paddington
Barbara Palvin, Milan
Ben Savage, Tel Aviv
Ben Schwartz, Tel Aviv
Big Boi, Compton
Caius Ligarius, Stratford
Captain Peanutbutter, Hollywoo
Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, Kratovo
Caroline Kennedy, Sao Paulo
Casey Neistat, Cyberspace
Charles Barkley, Baltimore
Crom Cruach, Arkham
Ctoggha, Arkham
David, on waivers
David Gray, Seattle
Davide Scabin, on waivers
Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, Milan
Detheroc, Columbus
Domri Rade, Multiverse
Dygra, Arkham
Ei'lor, Arkham
Elle Mills, Cyberspace
Fabien Barthez, Kratovo
Fabio Cannavaro, Kratovo
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Seattle
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, San Jose
Gabriel Angelfire, Multiverse
Gandalf Hernandez, San Jose
Georgia Gibbs, Milan
Griselbrand, Multiverse
Hannah Hart, Cyberspace
Henrik Lundqvist, Canaveral
Hezârfen Ahmed Çelebi , Canaveral
Imogen Heap, Seattle
Jack the Giant Killer, Paddington
James Van Der Beek, Stratford
James William Sawyer, Tel Aviv
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, Canaveral
Jeff Beck, Seattle
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, Baltimore
Judah Mannowdog, Circus/on waivers
June Carter Cash, Tel Aviv
Karen Pelly, Los Angeles
Kenny F. Powers, Los Angeles
Kuro Takhasomi, Cyberspace
Lacey Burrows, Los Angeles
Lady Gaga, Seattle
Lauren Jones, Milan
Malthael, Gallifrey
Mamrie Hart, Sao Paulo
Marc Gasol, Baltimore
Marius Muller-Westernhagen, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Mark Dayton, on waivers
Martin Pizzarelli, Seattle
Mirko Vosk, Hollywoo
Mr. Creosote, Circus
Muff Potter, Circus/on waivers
Old Lady Whispering Hush, Paddington
Olivia Culpo, Milan
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Oozi Cats, San Jose
Oscar Leroy, Los Angeles
Paolo Maldini, Kratovo
Pericles Prince of Tyre, Stratford
Pickles Aplenty, Hollywoo
Pimp C, Compton
Rachel Weisz, Tel Aviv
Rasheed Wallace, on waivers
Raven Baxter, Baltimore
Reg, on waivers
Reverend Hobbit Forrest, San Jose
Ricky LaFleur, Los Angeles
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, Sao Paulo
Shawn Marion, Circus
Shiggy, Cyberspace
Snoop Dogg, Compton
Stan Mikita, Canaveral
The Little Engine That Could, Paddington
Thrall Son of Durotan, Gallifrey
Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Valencia Perez, Los Angeles
Vorel of the Hull Clade, Multiverse
Walter Tkaczuk, Canaveral
Wanda Dollard, Los Angeles
Widow Douglas, Paddington
Wymer, Circus
Yamila Diaz-Rahi, on waivers
Ysera, Gallifrey

Middle Relievers

Arwassa, Arkham
Belial, Gallifrey
Beto O'Rourke, Seattle
Blackitt, Circus
Cool Breeze, Compton/Multiverse
Diane Nguyen, Hollywoo
Fan Zhiyi, Kratovo
Flavius, Kratovo
Freeway, Compton
Georges Carnus, Kratovo
Grace Elizabeth, Milan
Grant-Lee Phillips, Stratford
Hank Yarbo, Circus
Kyla Coleman, Los Angeles
Leeroy Jenkins, Tel Aviv
Linus Van Pelt, Stratford
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, Stratford
Malygos, Gallifrey
Miracle Crimes, San Jose
Rachel Hilbert, Milan
Shigeru Miyamoto, Sao Paulo
Sylvanas Windrunner, Circus/on waivers
Tanya Mityushina, Milan
Teemu Selanne, Seattle
Uncle Henry, on waivers

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Copland, Los Angeles
Amy March, Paddington
Andrew Ilnyckyj, Cyberspace
Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, Circus
Arturo Fonzarelli, Hollywoo
Ashley Clements, Stratford
Atlach-Nacha, Arkham
Aylith, Arkham
Ayn Rand, Tel Aviv
Baal, Gallifrey
Babar, Paddington
Badger, Paddington
Baron Von Count, Hollywoo
Basatan, Arkham
Ben Simmons, Baltimore
Bill Burr, Sao Paulo
Bjorn Nordqvist, on waivers
Brad Friedel, Kratovo
Brad Sherwood, Sao Paulo
Brendan Canning, Milan
Burm Snart, on waivers
Celestial Colonnade, Multiverse
Chaugnar Faugn, Arkham
Chica, on waivers
Cicero, Stratford
Cthaeghya, Arkham
Dakkon Blackblade, Multiverse/Compton
Daniel Boulud, Canaveral
Danitha Capashen, Multiverse
Debbie Katzenberg, Circus
Deckard Cain, on waivers
Doge of Venice, Arkham
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, Canaveral
Dr. Piglet, Circus
Dr. Winston, Circus
Earn Marks, Compton/Multiverse
Edward Gallo Fulmer, Cyberspace
Etepsed Egnis, Arkham
Fellony Silas, San Jose
Francky Vandendriessche, Kratovo
Frantisek Stambachr, Gallifrey
Fred Savage, Tel Aviv
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, on waivers
Gaston, Circus/on waivers
George Sears, Hollywoo
Haiogh-Yai, Arkham
Henry Winkler, Hollywoo
Humpty Dumpty, Paddington
I-Perfection Harris, Gallifrey/Columbus
Jacques Songo'o, Kratovo
Jamez Brickhouse, San Jose
Jan Eliasson, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Janne Niinimaa, Omsk
Jari Kurri, on waivers
Jasmyn Wilkins, Sao Paulo
Jeff Baxter, Canaveral
Jeff Hornacek, Baltimore
Jerzy Dudek, Kratovo
Jessa Johansson, Compton
John Dorian, Los Angeles
Jon Glaser, Sao Paulo
Josh Gad, Tel Aviv
Kayti Edwards, on waivers
Kel'Thuzad, Gallifrey
Kelleth Cuthbert, Tel Aviv
Kemba Walker, Baltimore
Leah, Tel Aviv
Leomie Anderson, Compton
Lorenzo, Stratford
Lyra Dawnbringer, Multiverse
Mac Dre, Compton
Markelle Fultz, Baltimore
Mason Ramsey, Cyberspace
Matt Bruce, Tel Aviv
McGruff the Crime Dog, Hollywoo
Melissa Satta, on waivers
Metellus Cimber, Kratovo
Mike Birbiglia, Sao Paulo
Monika Jagaciak, Milan
Montgomery Burns, Hollywoo
Neltharion, Gallifrey
Nikolai Khabibulin, Canaveral
Nyaghoggua, Stratford
Oliver Kahn, Kratovo/Compton
Oscar Ortiz, Seattle
Pau Gasol, Baltimore
Pavel Bure, Canaveral
Pavel Datsyuk, Canaveral
Pierluigi Pizzaballa, Kratovo
Red Riding Hood, Paddington
Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, San Jose
Rob McElhenney, Sao Paulo
Rolf Jacob Sartorius, Cyberspace
Ron Funches, Sao Paulo
Rose Bertram, on waivers
Rustu Recber, Kratovo
Saku Koivu, Canaveral
Salvatore Assante, Los Angeles
Skylar Grey, Seattle
Slimefoot the Stowaway, Multiverse/Compton
Solomon, on waivers
Steve Nash, Baltimore
Steven Lim, Cyberspace
Tasha Tilberg, Milan
The Dweller in the Gulf, Arkham
The Grinch, Paddington
Tim Berners-Lee, Cyberspace
Todd Chavez, Hollywoo
Unique Wigfall, San Jose
Valdas Adamkus, Columbus
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Arkham
Varimathras, Gallifrey
Verix Bladewing, Multiverse
Voltimand, Columbus