Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 7094 Michael Ian Black, 25, c (240 G, -1.7 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7529 Jeff Tweedy, 22, 1b (166 G, 0.5 DR/40, 9.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7104 Hakan Loob, 27, 2b (355 G, 2.8 DR/40, 6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7817 John Pizzarelli, 19, 2b (16 G, 0.0 DR/40, 10.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6887 Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 27, 3b (342 G, 4.8 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40)
• 7256 Jim Morrison, 25, ss (320 G, 1.3 DR/40, 6.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6683 Lin Sivvi, 33, lf (565 G, 2.1 DR/40, 8.2 OR/40)
• 7269 Miranda Lambert, 24, cf (299 G, 2.8 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7341 Dan Auerbach, 22, cf (68 G, 0.2 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7801 Bucky Pizzarelli, 20, cf (27 G, -2.1 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6804 Radek Dvořák, 32, rf (511 G, 2.2 DR/40, 8.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7737 Tom DeLonge, 23, rf (117 G, 3.4 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 6392 June Carter Cash, 33, sp (242 G, 8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 26, sp (151 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7262 Lady Gaga, 26, sp (114 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7539 Jeff Beck, 23, sp (61 G, 9.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7140 Blackitt, 28, mr (175 G, 1.8 PRAA/300)
• 7153 Teemu Selanne, 24, mr (165 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7470 Beto O'Rourke, 21, mr (12 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7275 Oscar Ortiz, 27, rp (147 G, 7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7457 Skylar Grey, 24, rp (94 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6540 Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, 31, sp (187 G, 8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7393 David Gray, 24, sp (81 G, 0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7297 Peter the Goatherd, 22, lf (80 G, 0.7 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40)
• 7744 Tom Morello, 22, c (37 G, -2.1 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7522 Jeff Mangum, 21, 3b (32 G, 2.4 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7403 Imogen Heap, 23, rp (15 G, -9.2 PRAA/300) (who?)