Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 7529 Jeff Tweedy, 23, 1b (214 G, 0.1 DR/40, 9.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 7104 Hakan Loob, 28, 2b (398 G, 3.4 DR/40, 7.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 7817 John Pizzarelli, 20, 2b (16 G, 0.0 DR/40, 10.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 6887 Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 28, 3b (375 G, 4.2 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40)
- 7256 Jim Morrison, 26, ss (369 G, 2.1 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 6683 Lin Sivvi, 34, lf (598 G, 2.0 DR/40, 8.1 OR/40)
- 7084 Joshua, 28, lf (345 G, -0.0 DR/40, 5.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 7269 Miranda Lambert, 25, cf (344 G, 3.8 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 7341 Dan Auerbach, 23, cf (73 G, 1.2 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 6804 Radek Dvořák, 33, rf (538 G, 2.1 DR/40, 8.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 7737 Tom DeLonge, 24, rf (163 G, 2.5 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 6392 June Carter Cash, 34, sp (259 G, 8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 27, sp (174 G, 7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7393 David Gray, 25, sp (87 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7539 Jeff Beck, 24, sp (76 G, 10.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 7153 Teemu Selanne, 25, mr (193 G, 7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7140 Blackitt, 29, mr (192 G, 1.7 PRAA/300)
- 7470 Beto O'Rourke, 22, mr (31 G, 6.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7235 Rustu Recber, 28, rp (127 G, 9.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 7262 Lady Gaga, 27, sp (117 G, -0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7457 Skylar Grey, 25, rp (113 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7297 Peter the Goatherd, 23, lf (88 G, 0.7 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40)
- 7522 Jeff Mangum, 22, 3b (61 G, 1.5 DR/40, -7.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 7744 Tom Morello, 23, lf (42 G, -2.6 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 7976 Rufus Wainwright, 20, c (who?)