Roster for Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities:

Catchers:

• 7211 Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, 28, c (317 G, 0.4 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40)
• 7496 Hallar the Firefletcher, 24, c (53 G, 3.3 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 7049 Bradley Hitler-Smith, 29, 1b (377 G, 0.8 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40)
• 7775 Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, 23, 1b (136 G, 1.2 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7453 Vincent Adultman, 25, 2b (254 G, 0.6 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40)
• 7780 Ana Spanakopita, 20, 3b (55 G, 0.4 DR/40, -13.7 OR/40)
• 7415 Sebastian St. Clair, 22, ss (178 G, 0.5 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7659 Mr. Peanutbutter, 24, lf (193 G, -0.8 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7091 Sarah Lynn, 28, cf (423 G, -0.4 DR/40, 7.2 OR/40)
• 7224 Copernicus, 26, cf (189 G, 3.6 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7888 Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, 19, cf (31 G, -0.4 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)
• 7930 Ralph Stilton, 19, rf (40 G, -4.4 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7892 Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, 22, rf (39 G, 1.0 DR/40, 4.3 OR/40)

Starters:

• 7027 Andrew Garfield, 26, sp (139 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7503 Diane Nguyen, 24, mr (103 G, 7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7929 Stefani Stilton, 20, mr (22 G, -7.7 PRAA/300)
• 6882 Montgomery Burns, 31, rp (301 G, 3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6835 George Sears, 29, rp (267 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7047 Baron Von Count, 29, rp (242 G, 0.4 PRAA/300)
• 7300 Todd Chavez, 27, rp (160 G, 11.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7771 Henry Winkler, 22, rp (66 G, 0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7562 Pickles Aplenty, 21, sp (40 G, -10.1 PRAA/300)
• 7709 McGruff the Crime Dog, 20, rp (37 G, -21.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7679 Captain Peanutbutter, 20, sp (10 G, -20.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7758 Arturo Fonzarelli, 20, rp (who?)
• 7842 Jurj Clooners, 18, c
• 7982 Tim Gunn, 19, rf (who?)