Roster for Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities:

Catchers:

• 7211 Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, 29, c (358 G, 0.6 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40)
• 7930 Ralph Stilton, 20, c (60 G, -4.0 DR/40, -7.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7049 Bradley Hitler-Smith, 30, 1b (386 G, 0.8 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40)
• 7775 Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, 24, 1b (180 G, 1.4 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7453 Vincent Adultman, 26, 2b (293 G, 1.0 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40)
• 7522 Jeff Mangum, 23, 3b (82 G, 1.5 DR/40, -9.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7415 Sebastian St. Clair, 23, ss (226 G, 2.5 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7659 Mr. Peanutbutter, 25, lf (218 G, -0.8 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 8048 Pinky Penguin, 20, lf (49 G, 3.8 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40)
• 7091 Sarah Lynn, 29, cf (463 G, -0.5 DR/40, 7.5 OR/40)
• 7224 Copernicus, 27, cf (233 G, 2.7 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7888 Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, 20, cf (65 G, 1.4 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40)
• 7892 Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, 23, rf (84 G, 3.7 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40)

Starters:

• 7027 Andrew Garfield, 27, sp (158 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7503 Diane Nguyen, 25, mr (126 G, 7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6835 George Sears, 30, rp (293 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7047 Baron Von Count, 30, rp (266 G, 0.7 PRAA/300)
• 7300 Todd Chavez, 28, rp (186 G, 10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7771 Henry Winkler, 23, rp (86 G, -1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7709 McGruff the Crime Dog, 21, rp (58 G, -14.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8041 Charlotte Moore, 19, rp (12 G, -6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7780 Ana Spanakopita, 21, 3b (58 G, 0.3 DR/40, -14.3 OR/40)
• 7562 Pickles Aplenty, 22, sp (40 G, -10.1 PRAA/300)
• 7929 Stefani Stilton, 21, mr (36 G, -9.9 PRAA/300)
• 7758 Arturo Fonzarelli, 21, rp (who?)
• 8053 Stingray Liotta, 17, ss
• 7842 Jurj Clooners, 19, c