Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 7327 Ike Broflovski, 28, c (297 G, -1.4 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7979 Red Auerbach, 19, c (47 G, -10.0 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7862 David Ben-Gurion, 19, 1b (37 G, -1.1 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7879 Leon Uris, 21, 2b (89 G, 0.9 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7829 Mel Blanc, 22, 3b (102 G, -1.4 DR/40, -7.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7769 Maury Ballstein, 21, 3b (56 G, -6.4 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40)
• 7952 Eugene Levy, 20, ss (67 G, -2.0 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7483 Jeff Schroeder, 23, lf (134 G, -3.5 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 8018 Levi, 19, cf (39 G, -5.1 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 8096 Jim Levenstein, 21, cf (22 G, 3.8 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7666 Jerusalem Monday, 22, rf (129 G, -1.5 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6874 Ben Schwartz, 32, sp (207 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7437 Valencia Perez, 23, sp (64 G, -7.9 PRAA/300)
• 7757 Rachel Weisz, 22, sp (49 G, -5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8064 Dianna Agron, 19, sp (16 G, -9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7987 Aubrey Graham, 18, sp (5 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7845 Laser Kaplan, 21, mr (56 G, -11.7 PRAA/300)
• 7901 Theodor Herzl, 19, mr (22 G, 2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6985 Fred Savage, 32, rp (249 G, 7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7995 William Shatner, 21, rp (20 G, -16.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8021 Lou Reed, 17, rp (19 G, -15.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7875 J.J. Abrams, 21, rp (47 G, -2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8022 Maggie Gyllenhaal, 19, 1b (who?)
• 8103 Emmy Rossum, 20, cf (who?)
• 8065 Jon Favreau, 17, mr (who?)
• 8073 Noah Levenstein, 17, rp (who?)
• 7954 Golda Meir, 18, sp (who?)