Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 7327 Ike Broflovski, 29, c (340 G, -1.3 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7862 David Ben-Gurion, 20, 1b (62 G, 0.0 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 8022 Maggie Gyllenhaal, 20, 1b (33 G, -7.4 DR/40, -9.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7879 Leon Uris, 22, 2b (135 G, 1.1 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 7829 Mel Blanc, 23, 3b (150 G, -1.6 DR/40, -8.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 8161 J. D. Salinger, 21, 3b (45 G, -6.7 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 8127 Jochebed, 21, 3b (43 G, 1.0 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7952 Eugene Levy, 21, ss (111 G, -2.5 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7483 Jeff Schroeder, 24, lf (181 G, -4.2 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 8018 Levi, 20, cf (81 G, -3.4 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 8096 Jim Levenstein, 22, cf (49 G, 0.0 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7666 Jerusalem Monday, 23, rf (172 G, 1.8 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40)

Starters:

• 7757 Rachel Weisz, 23, sp (59 G, -5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7987 Aubrey Graham, 19, sp (22 G, -17.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7954 Golda Meir, 19, sp (9 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7845 Laser Kaplan, 22, mr (80 G, -12.4 PRAA/300)
• 7901 Theodor Herzl, 20, mr (38 G, -8.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7875 J.J. Abrams, 22, rp (65 G, -5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7995 William Shatner, 22, rp (44 G, -8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8021 Lou Reed, 18, rp (44 G, -6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8073 Noah Levenstein, 18, rp (23 G, -23.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7769 Maury Ballstein, 22, 3b (56 G, -6.4 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40)
• 8148 Selma Blair, 17, rp (who?)
• 8065 Jon Favreau, 18, mr (who?)
• 8103 Emmy Rossum, 21, cf (who?)
• 8175 Jennifer Connelly, 19, sp (who?)
• 8154 Mary Magdalene, 18, 1b (who?)