Catchers:

• 7825 Colin "Bomber" Harris, 26, c

Infielders:

• 7130 Othmar Garithos, 28, 1b
• 7373 Eric the Fish, 29, 1b
• 7996 Confucius, 24, 2b
• 8081 Ja Rule, 23, 3b
• 7958 Archimedes, 23, 3b
• 7788 Emile Hirsch, 24, 3b
• 8224 Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, 19, ss

Outfielders:

• 7490 Eric the Half-Bee, 28, lf
• 7873 Inspector Flying Fox, 24, cf
• 7815 Inspector Leopard, 25, cf
• 7707 Mrs. Conclusion, 24, rf

Starters:

• 7308 Stan Mikita, 27, sp
• 7660 Dr. Winston, 26, sp
• 8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 22, sp
• 7957 Heraclitus, 20, sp

Relievers:

• 7695 Malygos, 26, mr
• 7377 Aaron Copland, 28, rp
• 7966 Michelangelo, 23, rp
• 8061 Immanuel Kant, 20, rp
• 8014 Tullus Aufidius, 21, rp

Minors:

• 7890 Ghisguth, 23, ss
• 7893 Albatross!, 24, 1b
• 7846 Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, 25, cf
• 7984 Georg "Nobby" Hegel, 22, sp
• 7865 Mr. Akwekwe, 22, cf
• 8185 Ludwig Wittgenstein, 19, c

End of season.