Roster for Flying Circus:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 7130 Othmar Garithos, 28, 1b (434 G, -0.7 DR/40, 5.8 OR/40)
- 7373 Eric the Fish, 29, 1b (387 G, -0.2 DR/40, 6.2 OR/40)
- 7996 Confucius, 24, 2b (145 G, -0.7 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 8081 Ja Rule, 23, 3b (139 G, -0.9 DR/40, 8.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 7958 Archimedes, 23, 3b (109 G, -1.5 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 7788 Emile Hirsch, 24, 3b (93 G, 1.0 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 8224 Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, 19, ss (17 G, 1.4 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40)
Outfielders:
- 7490 Eric the Half-Bee, 28, lf (304 G, 0.7 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40)
- 7873 Inspector Flying Fox, 24, cf (194 G, -0.2 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40)
- 7815 Inspector Leopard, 25, cf (143 G, 2.2 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40)
- 7707 Mrs. Conclusion, 24, rf (229 G, 2.0 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40)
Starters:
- 7308 Stan Mikita, 27, sp (151 G, -1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7660 Dr. Winston, 26, sp (148 G, 7.5 PRAA/300)
- 8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 22, sp (56 G, 11.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7957 Heraclitus, 20, sp (14 G, 2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 7695 Malygos, 26, mr (180 G, 0.3 PRAA/300)
- 7377 Aaron Copland, 28, rp (155 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7966 Michelangelo, 23, rp (98 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 8061 Immanuel Kant, 20, rp (47 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 8014 Tullus Aufidius, 21, rp (45 G, 8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 7890 Ghisguth, 23, ss (142 G, 1.2 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 7893 Albatross!, 24, 1b (139 G, -1.8 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40)
- 7846 Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, 25, cf (78 G, -2.3 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 7984 Georg "Nobby" Hegel, 22, sp (25 G, -14.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7865 Mr. Akwekwe, 22, cf (20 G, 0.0 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40)
- 8185 Ludwig Wittgenstein, 19, c (who?)