Roster for Flying Circus:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 7373 Eric the Fish, 30, 1b (436 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 7.2 ORAP/40)
- 7996 Confucius, 25, 2b (186 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8081 Ja Rule, 24, 3b (189 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 12.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7958 Archimedes, 24, 3b (151 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7256 Jim Morrison, 30, ss (555 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 7.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8224 Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, 20, ss (36 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, 3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 7490 Eric the Half-Bee, 29, lf (344 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 2.1 ORAP/40)
- 7873 Inspector Flying Fox, 25, cf (241 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 5.0 ORAP/40)
- 7846 Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, 26, cf (95 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7707 Mrs. Conclusion, 25, rf (273 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 7308 Stan Mikita, 28, sp (795 IP, -1.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7660 Dr. Winston, 27, sp (528 IP, 11.0 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 23, sp (311 IP, 11.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7957 Heraclitus, 21, sp (88 IP, 1.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7984 Georg "Nobby" Hegel, 23, sp (78 IP, -6.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 7695 Malygos, 27, mr (451 IP, 1.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 7753 Ron Funches, 27, rp (217 IP, 12.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7966 Michelangelo, 24, rp (130 IP, 3.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8061 Immanuel Kant, 21, rp (80 IP, -0.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8014 Tullus Aufidius, 22, rp (69 IP, 9.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Minors:
- 7377 Aaron Copland, 29, rp (159 IP, 0.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7815 Inspector Leopard, 26, cf (154 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -3.8 ORAP/40)
- 7890 Ghisguth, 24, ss (142 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7865 Mr. Akwekwe, 23, 1b (20 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 2.6 ORAP/40)
- 8343 Socrates, 20, sp (who?)
- 8185 Ludwig Wittgenstein, 20, c (who?)