Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 7327 Ike Broflovski, 30, c (388 G, -0.8 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7862 David Ben-Gurion, 21, 1b (106 G, -0.5 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 8154 Mary Magdalene, 19, 1b (44 G, 0.0 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 7879 Leon Uris, 23, 2b (185 G, 0.7 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 8127 Jochebed, 22, 3b (90 G, 1.7 DR/40, -8.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 8161 J. D. Salinger, 22, 3b (73 G, -5.5 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 7952 Eugene Levy, 22, ss (155 G, -2.7 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8018 Levi, 21, cf (123 G, -2.5 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 8096 Jim Levenstein, 23, cf (78 G, -1.4 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 8103 Emmy Rossum, 22, cf (45 G, 0.0 DR/40, -10.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7666 Jerusalem Monday, 24, rf (212 G, 1.2 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40)

Starters:

• 7757 Rachel Weisz, 24, sp (79 G, -5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7987 Aubrey Graham, 20, sp (44 G, -15.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7954 Golda Meir, 20, sp (28 G, -10.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8175 Jennifer Connelly, 20, sp (21 G, -16.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8249 Absalom, 21, sp (17 G, -12.4 PRAA/300)
• 8230 Zac Efron, 20, sp (13 G, -22.9 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 7845 Laser Kaplan, 23, mr (97 G, -10.6 PRAA/300)
• 7901 Theodor Herzl, 21, mr (59 G, -9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7875 J.J. Abrams, 23, rp (84 G, -5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7995 William Shatner, 23, rp (68 G, -7.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 8021 Lou Reed, 19, rp (45 G, -5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8073 Noah Levenstein, 19, rp (23 G, -23.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8148 Selma Blair, 18, rp (1 G, -7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 8232 Michael Bay, 19, rp (1 G, 30.0 PRAA/300)
• 8236 Piper Laurie, 18, 2b (1 G, -44.0 DR/40, -28.0 OR/40)
• 8065 Jon Favreau, 19, mr (who?)