Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 7976 Rufus Wainwright, 24, c (73 GP, 4.7 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8299 Colyn Cameron, 20, c (32 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40)
• 8027 Miss Muffet, 20, c (14 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8023 Kyle Carson, 20, 3b (37 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40)
• 8300 Tennessee Thomas, 20, 3b (26 GP, -5.8 DRAP/40, -8.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8310 Sara Bareilles, 20, ss (44 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8184 Ashley Eckstein, 20, ss (35 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7744 Tom Morello, 27, lf (115 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8303 Greg Kurstin, 21, lf (30 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8117 Hamilton Leithauser, 20, cf (38 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8359 Matthew Ward, 20, cf (35 GP, -8.0 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8203 Raine Michaels, 20, rf (29 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 7539 Jeff Beck, 28, sp (761 IP, 13.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8078 Judah Akers, 23, sp (91 IP, -8.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8219 Paul Westerberg, 19, sp (29 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8151 Matthew Piers Watt Boulton, 21, mr (51 IP, -21.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8238 Voltaire Casino, 21, rp (41 IP, -19.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8373 Billie Eilish, 19, rp (33 IP, -7.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8116 Annie Easton, 20, rp (30 IP, -2.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8319 Ginger Baker, 19, rp (18 IP, -1.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8262 Derek Trotter, 20, rp (17 IP, -15.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8064 Dianna Agron, 22, sp (235 IP, -14.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8283 Ben Best, 21, sp (58 IP, -8.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8212 Sarah Jane Smith, 21, cf (23 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -10.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8331 Inara George, 19, c (1 GP, -24.0 DRAP/40, -36.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8335 Cthaat, 17, mr
• 8326 Glen Power, 17, c (who?)