Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 7529 Jeff Tweedy, 26, 1b (360 G, -1.0 DR/40, 11.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 7104 Hakan Loob, 31, 2b (519 G, 4.2 DR/40, 8.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 7817 John Pizzarelli, 23, 2b (102 G, -1.1 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 6887 Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 31, 3b (481 G, 3.8 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40)
- 7123 Melanie Laurent, 29, 3b (399 G, 3.5 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 7256 Jim Morrison, 29, ss (513 G, 2.6 DR/40, 8.4 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 7084 Joshua, 31, lf (482 G, 0.2 DR/40, 8.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 7744 Tom Morello, 26, lf (78 G, -1.8 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 7269 Miranda Lambert, 28, cf (477 G, 3.7 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 7341 Dan Auerbach, 26, cf (153 G, 2.1 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 7297 Peter the Goatherd, 26, rf (159 G, 1.8 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40)
Starters:
- 6392 June Carter Cash, 37, sp (305 G, 8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 30, sp (232 G, 7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7539 Jeff Beck, 27, sp (120 G, 10.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7562 Pickles Aplenty, 24, sp (52 G, -9.2 PRAA/300)
Relievers:
- 7153 Teemu Selanne, 28, mr (263 G, 9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7495 Freeway, 27, mr (174 G, 4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7470 Beto O'Rourke, 25, mr (93 G, 7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6879 Oliver Kahn, 34, rp (339 G, 12.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 7699 Jessa Johansson, 25, rp (117 G, 8.9 PRAA/300)
Minors:
- 8006 Crackling Drake, 24, 3b (74 G, 3.3 DR/40, -7.6 OR/40)
- 7976 Rufus Wainwright, 23, c (34 G, 3.9 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 8078 Judah Akers, 22, sp (15 G, -6.5 PRAA/300)
- 8219 Paul Westerberg, 18, sp
- 8023 Kyle Carson, 19, 3b
- 8117 Hamilton Leithauser, 19, cf (who?)