Catchers:

• 7825 Colin "Bomber" Harris, 28, c

Infielders:

• 7373 Eric the Fish, 31, 1b
• 7996 Confucius, 26, 2b
• 8081 Ja Rule, 25, 3b
• 7958 Archimedes, 25, 3b
• 7256 Jim Morrison, 31, ss
• 7890 Ghisguth, 25, ss
• 8224 Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, 21, ss

Outfielders:

• 7490 Eric the Half-Bee, 30, lf
• 7873 Inspector Flying Fox, 26, cf
• 7815 Inspector Leopard, 27, cf
• 7707 Mrs. Conclusion, 26, rf

Starters:

• 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 32, sp
• 7660 Dr. Winston, 28, sp
• 8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 24, sp
• 7957 Heraclitus, 22, sp

Relievers:

• 7695 Malygos, 28, mr
• 7753 Ron Funches, 28, rp
• 7966 Michelangelo, 25, rp
• 8061 Immanuel Kant, 22, rp
• 8014 Tullus Aufidius, 23, rp

Minors:

• 7984 Georg "Nobby" Hegel, 24, sp
• 7758 Arturo Fonzarelli, 25, rp
• 8299 Colyn Cameron, 21, c
• 8343 Socrates, 21, sp
• 8457 Democritus, 21, rf
• 8185 Ludwig Wittgenstein, 21, c

End of season.