Catchers:

• 7825 Colin "Bomber" Harris, 29, c
• 8185 Ludwig Wittgenstein, 22, c

Infielders:

• 7373 Eric the Fish, 32, 1b
• 7996 Confucius, 27, 2b
• 8081 Ja Rule, 26, 3b
• 7890 Ghisguth, 26, ss
• 8224 Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, 22, ss

Outfielders:

• 8457 Democritus, 22, lf
• 7873 Inspector Flying Fox, 27, cf
• 7815 Inspector Leopard, 28, cf
• 7707 Mrs. Conclusion, 27, rf
• 7727 Juvenile, 28, rf

Starters:

• 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 33, sp
• 7660 Dr. Winston, 29, sp
• 8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 25, sp
• 7957 Heraclitus, 23, sp

Relievers:

• 7695 Malygos, 29, mr
• 8083 Feather the Redeemed, 26, mr
• 7753 Ron Funches, 29, rp
• 7966 Michelangelo, 26, rp
• 8061 Immanuel Kant, 23, rp

Minors:

• 7256 Jim Morrison, 32, ss
• 7490 Eric the Half-Bee, 31, lf
• 8014 Tullus Aufidius, 24, rp
• 8286 Ritchie Osbourne, 21, 2b
• 8343 Socrates, 22, sp
• 8466 B.G., 21, ss

End of season.