Roster for Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities:

Catchers:

• 8206 Beatrice Horseman, 22, c (75 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7775 Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, 28, 1b (359 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8053 Stingray Liotta, 21, 1b (59 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40)
• 7453 Vincent Adultman, 30, 2b (458 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40)
• 7522 Jeff Mangum, 27, 3b (218 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7415 Sebastian St. Clair, 27, ss (413 GP, 3.6 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7659 Mr. Peanutbutter, 29, lf (387 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, 4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8048 Pinky Penguin, 24, lf (210 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 3.3 ORAP/40)
• 7224 Copernicus, 31, cf (342 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7888 Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, 24, cf (200 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40)
• 7892 Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, 27, rf (263 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 4.5 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8135 Lenny Turteltaub, 20, sp (313 IP, -22.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8374 Butterscotch Horseman, 20, sp (128 IP, -20.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7503 Diane Nguyen, 29, mr (831 IP, 6.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7929 Stefani Stilton, 25, mr (307 IP, -5.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8389 Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, 18, mr
• 8041 Charlotte Moore, 23, rp (165 IP, 5.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7853 Marshmello, 23, rp (130 IP, -5.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8270 Quentin Tarantulino, 22, rp (89 IP, -4.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8292 Henrietta Platchkey, 20, rp (74 IP, 2.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8465 Sharc Jacobs, 19, rp (26 IP, -2.3 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 8144 Herb Kazzaz, 21, 3b (67 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8421 Abe D'Catfish, 19, 1b (25 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40)
• 8415 Jill Pill, 19, c (6 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, -11.3 ORAP/40)
• 8286 Ritchie Osbourne, 20, 2b
• 8372 Matthew Fox, 20, rf (who?)
• 8106 Mark Sheehan, 20, sp (who?)