Roster for Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities:

Catchers:

• 7211 Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, 32, c (491 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 2.6 ORAP/40)
• 8206 Beatrice Horseman, 21, c (37 GP, -2.4 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7775 Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, 27, 1b (311 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, 2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8053 Stingray Liotta, 20, 1b (14 GP, -6.6 DRAP/40, 9.7 ORAP/40)
• 7453 Vincent Adultman, 29, 2b (416 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40)
• 7522 Jeff Mangum, 26, 3b (188 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7415 Sebastian St. Clair, 26, ss (366 GP, 3.6 DRAP/40, -0.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7659 Mr. Peanutbutter, 28, lf (346 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8048 Pinky Penguin, 23, lf (166 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40)
• 7224 Copernicus, 30, cf (338 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7888 Corduroy Jackson-Jackson, 23, cf (171 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40)
• 7892 Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, 26, rf (217 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, 3.8 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8135 Lenny Turteltaub, 19, sp (252 IP, -24.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7503 Diane Nguyen, 28, mr (759 IP, 7.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7929 Stefani Stilton, 24, mr (257 IP, -9.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7709 McGruff the Crime Dog, 24, rp (185 IP, -12.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8041 Charlotte Moore, 22, rp (132 IP, 7.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7853 Marshmello, 22, rp (92 IP, -5.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8270 Quentin Tarantulino, 21, rp (61 IP, 2.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8292 Henrietta Platchkey, 19, rp (34 IP, -11.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8374 Butterscotch Horseman, 19, rp (33 IP, -10.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 7049 Bradley Hitler-Smith, 33, 1b (429 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40)
• 8144 Herb Kazzaz, 20, 3b (37 GP, -3.8 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8286 Ritchie Osbourne, 19, 2b
• 8372 Matthew Fox, 19, c (who?)
• 8134 Scott Wolf, 19, lf (who?)
• 8106 Mark Sheehan, 19, sp (who?)