Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 7547 Beanie Sigel, 28, c (354 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 10.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7529 Jeff Tweedy, 29, 1b (501 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, 11.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7563 Jeff Pearce, 28, 2b (361 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, -5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7694 Tom Meighan, 27, 2b (281 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 8.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7528 Brent Leroy, 28, 3b (435 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7542 Meg March, 27, ss (347 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7792 Elliot Reid, 27, lf (284 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7743 Marnie Michaels, 28, cf (484 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40)
• 7320 MC Serch, 29, rf (437 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7931 Edmund Blackadder, 25, rf (280 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8397 Dick McGuire, 21, rf (21 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 7027 Andrew Garfield, 32, sp (1306 IP, 3.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7693 Kenny F. Powers, 27, sp (826 IP, -2.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8164 Fleabag, 25, sp (441 IP, 3.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8172 Nadia Vulvokov, 23, sp (105 IP, 1.5 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 7153 Teemu Selanne, 31, mr (670 IP, 14.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8470 Father Ted Crilly, 19, mr (16 IP, -13.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7900 Phil Myman, 28, rp (228 IP, 9.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7781 Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, 28, rp (195 IP, 7.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8084 Richard Hendricks, 25, rp (177 IP, 20.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8013 Edina Monsoon, 25, rp (119 IP, 5.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8067 Nelson Bighetti, 22, sp (11 IP, -22.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8494 Deacon Ernest Frye, 18, 3b (who?)
• 8441 Elka Ostrovsky, 20, mr (who?)
• 8540 Reverend Geraldine Granger, 18, rf
• 8282 Cominius, 22, cf (who?)
• 8473 Reverend Adam Smallbone, 19, sp