Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 7547 Beanie Sigel, 29, c (404 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 9.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7529 Jeff Tweedy, 30, 1b (541 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 10.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7694 Tom Meighan, 28, 2b (321 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 8.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7528 Brent Leroy, 29, 3b (484 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7843 Veronica Palmer, 28, 3b (212 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40)
• 7542 Meg March, 28, ss (395 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8642 Nora Lum, 21, ss (12 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -9.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7792 Elliot Reid, 28, lf (329 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7269 Miranda Lambert, 32, cf (640 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7743 Marnie Michaels, 29, cf (527 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40)
• 7320 MC Serch, 30, rf (482 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7931 Edmund Blackadder, 26, rf (321 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, 2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 6858 Big Boi, 35, sp (1785 IP, 17.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7027 Andrew Garfield, 33, sp (1361 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7318 Domri Rade, 30, sp (979 IP, 3.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8164 Fleabag, 26, sp (491 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8172 Nadia Vulvokov, 24, sp (163 IP, 2.4 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 7503 Diane Nguyen, 31, mr (954 IP, 7.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7153 Teemu Selanne, 32, mr (732 IP, 14.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8470 Father Ted Crilly, 20, mr (29 IP, -6.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8084 Richard Hendricks, 26, rp (215 IP, 19.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 7900 Phil Myman, 29, rp (256 IP, 6.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7781 Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, 29, rp (202 IP, 6.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8013 Edina Monsoon, 26, rp (136 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8494 Deacon Ernest Frye, 19, 3b (who?)
• 8540 Reverend Geraldine Granger, 19, rf
• 8390 Michelle Jenneke, 19, 3b (who?)