Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 7862 David Ben-Gurion, 24, 1b (233 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8154 Mary Magdalene, 22, 1b (170 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7879 Leon Uris, 26, 2b (315 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, 0.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8127 Jochebed, 25, 3b (213 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8161 J. D. Salinger, 25, 3b (198 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7952 Eugene Levy, 25, ss (296 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 8364 Larry Gopnik, 22, lf (46 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8018 Levi, 24, cf (245 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8212 Sarah Jane Smith, 23, cf (94 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -7.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7666 Jerusalem Monday, 27, rf (349 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40)
Starters:
- 7539 Jeff Beck, 30, sp (951 IP, 10.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7765 Red Riding Hood, 29, sp (701 IP, 4.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8249 Absalom, 24, sp (296 IP, -8.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8175 Jennifer Connelly, 23, sp (155 IP, -15.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 8065 Jon Favreau, 22, mr (30 IP, -15.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7700 Neltharion, 26, rp (281 IP, 13.7 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8021 Lou Reed, 22, rp (126 IP, -3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8073 Noah Levenstein, 22, rp (110 IP, -2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8395 Nora Ephron, 20, rp (46 IP, 1.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8232 Michael Bay, 22, rp (37 IP, -16.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Minors:
- 7656 Peter Lovenkrands, 27, 2b (279 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7845 Laser Kaplan, 26, mr (209 IP, -15.6 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8096 Jim Levenstein, 26, lf (171 GP, -2.9 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8148 Selma Blair, 21, rp (40 IP, -24.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8366 Arthur Gopnik, 19, rp
- 8325 Judith Gopnik, 20, rp