Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 7976 Rufus Wainwright, 27, c (200 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8154 Mary Magdalene, 23, 1b (212 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7879 Leon Uris, 27, 2b (351 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, 0.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7656 Peter Lovenkrands, 28, 2b (305 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8127 Jochebed, 26, 3b (257 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, -4.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8161 J. D. Salinger, 26, 3b (243 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7952 Eugene Levy, 26, ss (343 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8364 Larry Gopnik, 23, lf (94 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7852 George Mikan, 28, cf (352 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, 4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8018 Levi, 25, cf (282 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8212 Sarah Jane Smith, 24, cf (121 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -6.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7666 Jerusalem Monday, 28, rf (390 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 7539 Jeff Beck, 31, sp (1015 IP, 10.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7883 Weeping Angel, 28, sp (756 IP, 12.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7756 Kemba Walker, 28, sp (705 IP, 5.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8249 Absalom, 25, sp (338 IP, -6.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8116 Annie Easton, 23, sp (279 IP, 4.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8175 Jennifer Connelly, 24, sp (201 IP, -9.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 7700 Neltharion, 27, rp (308 IP, 15.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8021 Lou Reed, 23, rp (133 IP, -2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8073 Noah Levenstein, 23, rp (125 IP, -3.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 7765 Red Riding Hood, 30, sp (738 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7862 David Ben-Gurion, 25, 1b (233 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8232 Michael Bay, 23, rp (37 IP, -16.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8573 Adam Silver, 19, sp (who?)
• 8366 Arthur Gopnik, 20, rp
• 8325 Judith Gopnik, 21, rp