Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 7327 Ike Broflovski, 33, c (476 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7259 Roman Hamrlík, 32, c (460 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7800 Christopher Turk, 28, c (309 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8039 Alex Dario Aguinaga Garzon, 24, c (138 GP, -3.9 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40)
• 7930 Ralph Stilton, 25, c (132 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7867 Slater Martin, 25, c (122 GP, -4.1 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7986 Chutimon Chuengcharoensukying, 23, c (45 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -6.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8299 Colyn Cameron, 22, c (32 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40)
• 8450 Toshiko Sato, 22, c (16 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -17.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8429 Epictetus, 18, c (12 GP, -6.3 DRAP/40, -6.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8538 Durkas Cicero, 18, c
• 8508 Alela Artful Provocateur, 20, c

Infielders:

• 7737 Tom DeLonge, 30, 1b (339 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8149 Kaalut, 25, 1b (73 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40)
• 7865 Mr. Akwekwe, 25, 1b (65 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40)
• 8101 Syncere Friends, 22, 1b (16 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -14.2 ORAP/40)
• 7438 Moth, 30, 2b (322 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7683 Father Bear, 29, 2b (268 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40)
• 8017 Orsino, 25, 2b (155 GP, -3.9 DRAP/40, -7.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8487 Chulane Teller of Tales, 19, 2b
• 7123 Melanie Laurent, 32, 3b (492 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7537 Cthugha, 29, 3b (362 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40)
• 8023 Kyle Carson, 22, 3b (95 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -9.2 ORAP/40)
• 8536 Martina Topley-Bird, 18, 3b (who?)
• 7370 Michael Jackson, 33, ss (515 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, 9.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8501 Serhiy Rebrov, 17, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7368 Cow Jumping Over the Moon, 33, lf (539 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, 4.8 ORAP/40)
• 7428 David Trezeguet, 29, lf (407 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7519 Duriel, 30, lf (355 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40)
• 8358 Daniel Gygax, 19, lf (who?)
• 6957 Ariel, 33, cf (621 GP, 3.8 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7146 Bruce Campbell, 31, cf (494 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 4.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7544 Mrs. Premise, 31, cf (325 GP, 5.2 DRAP/40, -4.3 ORAP/40)
• 7846 Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, 28, cf (122 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8252 Sabiha Gökçen, 22, cf (32 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -10.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8320 Metta World Peace, 23, cf (who?)
• 7334 Majed Abdullah, 30, rf (312 GP, 3.4 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7751 Nakata Hidetoshi, 25, rf (194 GP, -3.3 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7870 Steele Fortress, 28, rf (151 GP, -7.9 DRAP/40, -4.7 ORAP/40)
• 8186 Rakka Mar, 21, rf (4 GP, -14.0 DRAP/40, -8.0 ORAP/40)
• 8454 Dylan Sprayberry, 19, rf (who?)
• 8499 Syr Gwyn Hero of Ashvale, 20, rf
• 8383 Paul Wall, 20, rf (who?)
• 8372 Matthew Fox, 21, rf (who?)
• 8525 Aiden Brant-Briscall, 18, rf

Starters:

• 7283 Casey Neistat, 34, sp (1110 IP, 4.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7504 Lacey Burrows, 28, sp (622 IP, -3.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8337 Sam Tsui, 22, sp (74 IP, -22.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8493 Syr Alin the Lion's Claw, 20, sp
• 8486 Aldo Antonio Bobadilla Avalos, 19, sp
• 8398 Pablo Chinchilla Vega, 19, sp
• 8396 Jeezy, 20, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 7206 Georgia Gibbs, 32, mr (452 IP, -4.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8335 Cthaat, 19, mr (2 IP, -97.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 6879 Oliver Kahn, 37, rp (435 IP, 15.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7300 Todd Chavez, 33, rp (424 IP, 9.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7421 Verix Bladewing, 30, rp (340 IP, 4.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7452 The Grinch, 31, rp (324 IP, 10.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7099 Mason Ramsey, 33, rp (317 IP, 5.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7712 Steve Nash, 28, rp (232 IP, 2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7423 Brendan Canning, 30, rp (215 IP, -5.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7165 Mac Dre, 32, rp (210 IP, -0.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7835 Celestial Colonnade, 25, rp (208 IP, -10.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7670 Lorenzo, 28, rp (165 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7869 Jacques-Étienne Montgolfier, 27, rp (132 IP, -6.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8270 Quentin Tarantulino, 23, rp (89 IP, -4.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7758 Arturo Fonzarelli, 26, rp (71 IP, 0.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8229 Edmund Pevensie, 20, rp (64 IP, -25.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8258 Nelly, 24, rp (59 IP, -17.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8500 Jazznique St. Junious, 18, rp
• 8401 Lady of the Green Kirtle, 18, rp (who?)
• 8531 Ianto Jones, 18, rp (who?)