Roster for waivers:
Catchers:
- 6848 Esther, 34, c (683 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7211 Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface, 33, c (491 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 2.6 ORAP/40)
- 8241 Brian Shaw, 20, c (50 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -10.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8027 Miss Muffet, 21, c (36 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
Infielders:
- 7049 Bradley Hitler-Smith, 34, 1b (429 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40)
- 7478 Chiwetel Ejiofor, 29, 1b (356 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7487 Hector Macho Camacho, 27, 1b (288 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -6.6 ORAP/40)
- 7565 Francis Flute, 30, 1b (235 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7956 Tito Livio Burattini, 22, 1b (16 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8414 Ramandu, 18, 1b (5 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -12.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8355 Twista, 18, 1b (who?)
- 8437 Tommy Shaw, 18, 1b (who?)
- 7358 Nas, 30, 2b (379 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 8.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7664 Chizu Shimizu Buckalew, 29, 2b (299 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40)
- 7254 Little Bear, 29, 2b (270 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8002 Sami Abdullah Al-Jaber, 22, 2b (109 GP, -6.4 DRAP/40, -6.6 ORAP/40)
- 8247 Robbie Tripp, 19, 2b (18 GP, -3.6 DRAP/40, -10.9 ORAP/40)
- 8214 Michiko Konda, 19, 2b
- 6887 Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 33, 3b (514 GP, 3.5 DRAP/40, 0.0 ORAP/40)
- 7301 Tiberius, 31, 3b (437 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -0.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7237 I Made Mangku Pastika, 31, 3b (400 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7127 Tippi Hedren, 30, ss (390 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7759 Glen Matthews, 27, ss (150 GP, -3.2 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8059 George Cayley, 24, ss (58 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 7302 Mu Yanling, 31, lf (388 GP, 3.7 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40)
- 7510 Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo, 28, lf (317 GP, 4.7 DRAP/40, -5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7288 Asa Romson, 29, lf (272 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7821 Gi-Hoveg, 28, lf (269 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40)
- 7744 Tom Morello, 28, lf (129 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8134 Scott Wolf, 20, lf (who?)
- 6756 Hugo Sánchez Márquez, 36, cf (690 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 10.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7833 Garza Zol, 26, cf (139 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -5.5 ORAP/40)
- 8103 Emmy Rossum, 24, cf (67 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -8.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7396 Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, 29, rf (373 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40)
- 7216 Alala, 32, rf (363 GP, 6.5 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7740 Jennifer Hall, 29, rf (356 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, 7.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8093 Cuauhtemoc Blanco Bravo, 24, rf (168 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -6.8 ORAP/40)
- 7741 Paul Schneider, 28, rf (155 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8110 Birdman, 22, rf (99 GP, -5.6 DRAP/40, -9.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8363 Denholm Elliott, 19, rf (39 GP, -5.3 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8045 Odette Anabelle, 24, rf (32 GP, -7.0 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40)
- 8352 Kurt Hugo Schneider, 21, rf (16 GP, -7.5 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 6668 Snoop Dogg, 35, sp (1367 IP, 2.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 6780 Hannah Hart, 35, sp (1214 IP, 1.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7199 Carlos Caetano Bledorn Verri, 31, sp (1031 IP, 4.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7308 Stan Mikita, 29, sp (804 IP, -1.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7178 Arthur, 30, sp (718 IP, 0.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7551 Oscar Leroy, 29, sp (591 IP, -3.5 PRAA/100 IP)
- 7393 David Gray, 30, sp (539 IP, 2.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7757 Rachel Weisz, 26, sp (303 IP, -10.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8193 Crocodile, 20, sp (135 IP, -26.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8271 Titus Lartius, 21, sp (121 IP, -24.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8119 Nardole, 21, sp (21 IP, -11.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8077 Bad Wolf, 21, sp (13 IP, -22.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 7196 Rachel Hilbert, 31, mr (517 IP, -7.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7948 Cameo Crispi, 25, mr (159 IP, -2.6 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8151 Matthew Piers Watt Boulton, 22, mr (73 IP, -19.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 6996 Brad Friedel, 32, rp (485 IP, 9.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7087 Bill Burr, 32, rp (480 IP, 12.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7286 Dakkon Blackblade, 32, rp (346 IP, 10.8 PRAA/100 IP)
- 7709 McGruff the Crime Dog, 25, rp (185 IP, -12.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7805 Pierluigi Pizzaballa, 27, rp (176 IP, -0.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7485 Jon Glaser, 27, rp (160 IP, 4.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7377 Aaron Copland, 30, rp (159 IP, 0.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7955 Jerry West, 26, rp (148 IP, -2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7826 Etepsed Egnis, 28, rp (115 IP, -19.4 PRAA/100 IP)
- 7995 William Shatner, 25, rp (103 IP, -9.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7933 Alberto Santos-Dumont, 23, rp (47 IP, -17.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8238 Voltaire Casino, 22, rp (41 IP, -19.0 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8226 Jermaine Dupri, 20, rp (24 IP, -44.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8201 Rob Norris, 23, rp (who?)