Roster for Vatican Infallibility:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 7810 Matt Smith, 30, 1b (372 GP, -3.2 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8081 Ja Rule, 27, 3b (338 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 14.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7890 Ghisguth, 27, ss (249 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8224 Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, 23, ss (138 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 7874 Lavinia Azorius Renegade, 27, lf (91 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40)
- 8457 Democritus, 23, lf (40 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -7.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7873 Inspector Flying Fox, 28, cf (383 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 10.5 ORAP/40)
- 7978 Massacre Girl, 28, cf (307 GP, 4.8 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40)
- 7707 Mrs. Conclusion, 28, rf (393 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40)
- 8587 St. Peter, 19, rf (47 GP, 3.7 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 34, sp (1684 IP, 9.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7660 Dr. Winston, 30, sp (821 IP, 13.1 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 26, sp (589 IP, 12.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7997 Ashildr, 25, sp (420 IP, 1.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8343 Socrates, 23, sp (40 IP, 5.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 7695 Malygos, 30, mr (556 IP, 3.3 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8083 Feather the Redeemed, 27, mr (333 IP, 1.7 PRAA/100 IP)
- 7753 Ron Funches, 30, rp (293 IP, 15.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7966 Michelangelo, 27, rp (241 IP, 9.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Minors:
- 7957 Heraclitus, 24, sp (188 IP, -3.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8263 Shaka Hislop, 23, rp (113 IP, 1.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8397 Dick McGuire, 22, rf (45 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, -5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8569 St. Anacletus, 20, sp (1 IP, 42.0 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8615 St. Linus, 18, rp (who?)
- 8599 St. Evaristus, 18, rf