Roster for Vatican Infallibility:

Catchers:

Infielders:

7810 Matt Smith, 31, 1b (415 GP, -3.0 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
8587 St. Peter, 20, 2b (91 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
8081 Ja Rule, 28, 3b (387 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 15.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
8182 Mother Goose, 25, ss (240 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
8224 Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, 24, ss (172 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -4.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

7873 Inspector Flying Fox, 29, cf (429 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, 10.5 ORAP/40)
8457 Democritus, 24, cf (78 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
8599 St. Evaristus, 19, cf (33 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40)
8732 St. Telesphorus, 20, cf (27 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40)
7707 Mrs. Conclusion, 29, rf (433 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)

Starters:

7660 Dr. Winston, 31, sp (901 IP, 11.0 PRAA/100 IP)
8088 St. Thomas Aquinas, 27, sp (681 IP, 13.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
7997 Ashildr, 26, sp (496 IP, 3.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
7957 Heraclitus, 25, sp (236 IP, -0.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8569 St. Anacletus, 21, sp (14 IP, 15.0 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

7695 Malygos, 31, mr (590 IP, 4.0 PRAA/100 IP)
8083 Feather the Redeemed, 28, mr (366 IP, 1.9 PRAA/100 IP)
7753 Ron Funches, 31, rp (313 IP, 14.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
7966 Michelangelo, 28, rp (273 IP, 9.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8655 St. Alexander I, 20, rp (13 IP, 12.3 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors: