Roster for Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities:

Catchers:

• 8206 Beatrice Horseman, 25, c (187 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8574 Wanda Pierce, 22, c (83 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8053 Stingray Liotta, 24, 1b (177 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40)
• 8649 Quackers McQuack, 17, 1b (12 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, 4.0 ORAP/40)
• 7453 Vincent Adultman, 33, 2b (567 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40)
• 8627 Sextina Aquafina, 19, 2b (44 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8144 Herb Kazzaz, 24, 3b (200 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8726 Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzarelli-McQuack, 20, 3b (35 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -7.4 ORAP/40)
• 7415 Sebastian St. Clair, 30, ss (558 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8048 Pinky Penguin, 27, lf (354 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40)
• 7708 Eugene Lee Yang, 28, cf (309 GP, -3.2 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7505 Robin Starveling, 29, rf (310 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8604 Trip Carson, 21, rf (8 GP, -6.0 DRAP/40, -9.0 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8285 Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, 23, sp (373 IP, -9.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8483 Mindy Buenaventura, 20, sp (248 IP, -16.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8534 Yolanda Buenaventura, 20, mr (83 IP, -13.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8389 Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, 21, mr (79 IP, -8.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8041 Charlotte Moore, 26, rp (285 IP, 6.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8292 Henrietta Platchkey, 23, rp (158 IP, 4.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8465 Sharc Jacobs, 22, rp (101 IP, -8.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8529 Derek Jeter, 20, rp (85 IP, -2.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8348 King Miraz, 22, sp (210 IP, -13.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8421 Abe D'Catfish, 22, 2b (49 GP, -3.6 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40)
• 8524 Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, 19, rp (6 IP, 1.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8701 Iguana Azalea, 18, rp (5 IP, -22.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8480 Angelica Buenaventura, 19, c
• 8620 Daniel Radcliffe, 21, c (who?)