Roster for Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities:

Catchers:

• 8206 Beatrice Horseman, 26, c (231 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8574 Wanda Pierce, 23, c (123 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -8.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8053 Stingray Liotta, 25, 1b (224 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40)
• 8649 Quackers McQuack, 18, 1b (37 GP, -6.6 DRAP/40, 4.6 ORAP/40)
• 8421 Abe D'Catfish, 23, 2b (75 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40)
• 8144 Herb Kazzaz, 25, 3b (245 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7415 Sebastian St. Clair, 31, ss (588 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8726 Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzarelli-McQuack, 21, ss (72 GP, -4.6 DRAP/40, -6.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8048 Pinky Penguin, 28, lf (401 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40)
• 7708 Eugene Lee Yang, 29, cf (359 GP, -3.3 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8604 Trip Carson, 22, rf (31 GP, -8.8 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8285 Karl Johan Siward Mjallby, 24, sp (457 IP, -10.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8483 Mindy Buenaventura, 21, sp (336 IP, -13.9 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8534 Yolanda Buenaventura, 21, mr (155 IP, -15.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8041 Charlotte Moore, 27, rp (317 IP, 5.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8292 Henrietta Platchkey, 24, rp (188 IP, 2.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8465 Sharc Jacobs, 23, rp (133 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8529 Derek Jeter, 21, rp (118 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8745 Neal McBeal the Navy Seal, 21, rp (19 IP, -16.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8524 Carlos Alberto Gamarra Pavon, 20, rp (16 IP, -20.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8764 Hank Hippopopalous, 19, rp (16 IP, -23.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 7505 Robin Starveling, 30, rf (340 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8627 Sextina Aquafina, 20, 2b (71 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8701 Iguana Azalea, 19, sp (24 IP, -60.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8811 Bread Poot, 17, sp
• 8480 Angelica Buenaventura, 20, c
• 8786 Cupe Robinson III, 17, sp