Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 7547 Beanie Sigel, 30, c (450 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 9.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7855 King Cole, 27, c (192 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 7529 Jeff Tweedy, 31, 1b (588 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 9.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7694 Tom Meighan, 29, 2b (358 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 7.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8702 Ashley Garcia, 21, 2b (38 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40)
• 7528 Brent Leroy, 30, 3b (533 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7542 Meg March, 29, ss (441 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 7792 Elliot Reid, 29, lf (371 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7743 Marnie Michaels, 30, cf (574 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40)
• 7978 Massacre Girl, 29, cf (327 GP, 4.5 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40)
• 7320 MC Serch, 31, rf (510 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7931 Edmund Blackadder, 27, rf (363 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 6858 Big Boi, 36, sp (1865 IP, 17.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7318 Domri Rade, 31, sp (1037 IP, 3.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8164 Fleabag, 27, sp (505 IP, 2.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8172 Nadia Vulvokov, 25, sp (222 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 7503 Diane Nguyen, 32, mr (1012 IP, 7.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7153 Teemu Selanne, 33, mr (793 IP, 15.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7699 Jessa Johansson, 30, rp (307 IP, 16.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8084 Richard Hendricks, 27, rp (243 IP, 18.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8013 Edina Monsoon, 27, rp (149 IP, 4.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 7450 Lyra Dawnbringer, 31, rp (455 IP, 7.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8291 Deepika Padukone, 25, sp (123 IP, -16.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8470 Father Ted Crilly, 21, mr (50 IP, -8.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8642 Nora Lum, 22, ss (16 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -7.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8685 Andy Richter, 19, 3b
• 8494 Deacon Ernest Frye, 20, 3b (who?)