Roster for waivers:
Catchers:
- 7802 Francesco Lana de Terzi, 28, c (300 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7880 Nyarlathotep, 28, c (262 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -5.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8592 The Lamb, 21, c (9 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -21.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8563 James McCartney, 19, c (who?)
- 8679 Rizwan Manji, 17, c
Infielders:
- 7775 Rutabaga Rabbitowitz, 31, 1b (445 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7862 David Ben-Gurion, 26, 1b (233 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8321 Doctor Cornelius, 22, 1b (190 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8693 Kerb!am Man, 18, 1b
- 8578 It, 19, 1b (who?)
- 7104 Hakan Loob, 36, 2b (677 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, 7.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7449 B'gnu-Thun, 30, 2b (422 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -5.1 ORAP/40)
- 7899 Anna Kendrick, 26, 2b (258 GP, -3.6 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8391 Leigh Watson, 20, 2b (3 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -13.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8704 Shaurash-Ho, 20, 2b
- 8674 Jackie Tyler, 21, 2b
- 7843 Veronica Palmer, 29, 3b (212 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40)
- 8390 Michelle Jenneke, 20, 3b (who?)
- 7256 Jim Morrison, 34, ss (645 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 7.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7558 Salami Blessing, 30, ss (312 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40)
- 7890 Ghisguth, 28, ss (249 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7889 The Haunt of Hightower, 28, ss (230 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40)
- 8231 The Green God, 26, ss (115 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -8.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8458 Holland Roden, 20, ss (40 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8610 Wally Schirra, 19, ss (who?)
Outfielders:
- 7659 Mr. Peanutbutter, 32, lf (440 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8303 Greg Kurstin, 25, lf (141 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8315 Tim Cahill, 22, lf (138 GP, -6.7 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7874 Lavinia Azorius Renegade, 28, lf (97 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)
- 8549 Jon Spencer, 22, lf (15 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8729 Arsenio Sebastiao Cabungula, 17, lf
- 8689 Caithness, 18, lf
- 8558 Menteith, 21, lf (who?)
- 8720 The Monks, 19, lf
- 7269 Miranda Lambert, 33, cf (650 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8282 Cominius, 24, cf (22 GP, -3.5 DRAP/40, -4.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8670 Dashawn Manheim, 20, cf
- 8698 Amber Lee Ettinger, 18, cf
- 7892 Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, 30, rf (367 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 2.8 ORAP/40)
- 8397 Dick McGuire, 23, rf (45 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, -5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8107 Benvolio, 23, rf (20 GP, -11.6 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8601 Sean Lennon, 19, rf (who?)
- 8482 Scott Carpenter, 20, rf (who?)
- 8598 Luc Longley, 20, rf (who?)
Starters:
- 7037 Florian Pilkington-Miksa, 35, sp (1691 IP, 9.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7027 Andrew Garfield, 34, sp (1365 IP, 3.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7075 Kuro Takhasomi, 37, sp (1291 IP, 4.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 7408 Allie Ayers, 32, sp (679 IP, 0.4 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8135 Lenny Turteltaub, 23, sp (491 IP, -21.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7953 Ruslan Nigmatullin, 29, sp (273 IP, 1.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8374 Butterscotch Horseman, 23, sp (207 IP, -17.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8434 Rhys Williams, 23, sp (who?)
- 8650 Deke Slayton, 21, sp
- 8556 Rankle Master of Pranks, 21, sp
Relievers:
- 7495 Freeway, 32, mr (519 IP, 5.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7929 Stefani Stilton, 28, mr (410 IP, -8.7 PRAA/100 IP)
- 7470 Beto O'Rourke, 30, mr (365 IP, 8.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8663 Cosmo Bjorkenheim, 17, mr
- 8724 Yaz's Nani, 18, mr
- 7762 Caius Ligarius, 28, rp (690 IP, -1.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8064 Dianna Agron, 26, rp (297 IP, -12.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7686 Atlach-Nacha, 29, rp (272 IP, -5.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 7900 Phil Myman, 30, rp (256 IP, 6.6 PRAA/100 IP)
- 7781 Reverend Pierbattista Pizzaballa, 30, rp (202 IP, 6.8 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8456 Kate Morton, 21, rp (194 IP, -26.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8263 Shaka Hislop, 24, rp (113 IP, 1.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8317 Andrei Tupolev, 24, rp (110 IP, -9.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8106 Mark Sheehan, 23, rp (48 IP, -15.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8290 Jasmine Squirrel, 25, rp (44 IP, -21.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8478 Mike Jones, 20, rp (18 IP, -43.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8653 Kathryn Hahn, 18, rp
- 8491 Emma Holmes, 19, rp (who?)