Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

7839 Prime Speaker Vannifar, 28, c (284 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40)
8357 Cody Ko, 24, c (97 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, -5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
8561 Dhani Harrison, 22, c (44 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
8750 Maurice Podoloff, 17, c (who?)

Infielders:

7810 Matt Smith, 32, 1b (415 GP, -3.0 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
8058 Jamaal Wilkes, 27, 1b (327 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
8281 Murphy Lee, 25, 1b (152 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
8394 The Knightmare, 21, 1b (3 GP, -2.7 DRAP/40, -13.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
8527 Your Smith, 20, 1b
7453 Vincent Adultman, 34, 2b (567 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40)
7770 Freddie Wong, 29, 2b (358 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
7656 Peter Lovenkrands, 30, 2b (345 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
8678 St. Pius I, 21, 2b (7 GP, -18.9 DRAP/40, -4.0 ORAP/40)
7528 Brent Leroy, 31, 3b (533 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
8010 Nala the cat, 27, 3b (163 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -8.0 ORAP/40)
8274 Vladimir Kokkinaki, 23, 3b (75 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, -9.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
8333 MF Doom, 23, 3b (53 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -10.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
8544 Roque Luis Santa Cruz Cantero, 21, 3b (50 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -8.2 ORAP/40)
8763 Empress of Racnoss, 19, 3b
8782 Hingle McCringleberry, 20, 3b (who?)
7903 Cinderella, 31, ss (303 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
7988 Happy Hairston, 28, ss (234 GP, -3.5 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
8224 Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, 25, ss (172 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -4.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
8528 Mrs. Beaver, 24, ss (113 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
8609 MC Chris, 23, ss (60 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -11.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
8611 Olivia Donaldson, 19, ss
8608 Kenwyne Jones, 19, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

7831 Hugo, 30, lf (327 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
8089 Cory Phast Lane, 27, lf (245 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40)
8199 Enrico Forlanini, 26, lf (153 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -7.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
8265 Landon Donovan, 24, lf (126 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -8.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
8771 Astrid Peth, 20, lf (9 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -16.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
7689 Leandro Barbosa, 31, cf (339 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
7978 Massacre Girl, 30, cf (327 GP, 4.5 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40)
7885 Gloon, 31, cf (259 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -5.4 ORAP/40)
7971 Philostrate, 28, cf (168 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
8361 Reepicheep, 22, cf (98 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -11.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
8790 Louise Post, 19, cf (who?)
8583 Bobs, 19, cf (who?)
7320 MC Serch, 32, rf (510 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
7779 Glaaki, 31, rf (375 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40)
8250 David Beckham, 25, rf (280 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
8166 Surender Nada, 28, rf (253 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
7969 Richard Tyler Blevins, 26, rf (177 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

7318 Domri Rade, 32, sp (1044 IP, 3.0 PRAA/100 IP)
7765 Red Riding Hood, 32, sp (738 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
7703 Ei'lor, 29, sp (675 IP, -10.7 PRAA/100 IP)
8192 Iker Casillas, 25, sp (627 IP, -9.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
7679 Captain Peanutbutter, 29, sp (589 IP, -1.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
7696 Alexa Chung, 32, sp (518 IP, -2.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8111 Mannie Fresh, 28, sp (454 IP, -6.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8267 Lydia Hearst, 25, sp (349 IP, -6.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8348 King Miraz, 23, sp (210 IP, -13.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8068 Chris Eccleston, 25, sp (201 IP, -5.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8234 Paul Vasquez, 24, sp (173 IP, -19.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8410 Mark Schwarzer, 24, sp (171 IP, -14.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8600 David Stern, 21, sp (92 IP, -45.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8585 Andrea Riseborough, 23, sp (1 IP, 52.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8756 The Great Intelligence, 18, sp (who?)

Relievers:

7450 Lyra Dawnbringer, 32, rp (455 IP, 7.0 PRAA/100 IP)
7381 Pavel Bure, 33, rp (412 IP, 10.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
7753 Ron Funches, 32, rp (313 IP, 14.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
7827 Cicero, 32, rp (265 IP, 4.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8280 Fabolous, 25, rp (233 IP, -5.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8160 Samuel Pierpont Langley, 24, rp (156 IP, -13.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8219 Paul Westerberg, 24, rp (98 IP, -10.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8543 Pting, 24, rp (86 IP, -32.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8425 Puddleglum, 21, rp (78 IP, -14.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8356 Dr. Kim Nazi, 26, rp (58 IP, -6.9 PRAA/100 IP)
8451 Glimfeather, 22, rp (21 IP, -35.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8739 Tim Dog, 17, rp (who?)
8325 Judith Gopnik, 23, rp