Catchers:

• 7678 Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, 32, c

Infielders:

• 8170 Dr. Trent Artichoker, 28, 1b
• 8273 Crackerjack Sugarman, 26, 2b
• 8541 Andromeda Dunker, 23, 2b
• 8209 Joe L'Official, 27, 3b
• 8868 Decoldest Crawford, 21, 3b
• 7934 General Booty, 30, ss
• 8658 Inta Mulch, 22, ss

Outfielders:

• 8422 Reverend Dongo Pewee, 25, lf
• 8677 Mr. Banks, 23, lf
• 8000 Atilla Freska, 30, cf
• 8581 Snookie Catholique, 23, cf
• 8781 Barron Cashdollar, 22, rf

Starters:

• 8293 Miraculous Powers, 26, sp
• 8121 Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, 26, sp
• 8202 Jizyah Shorts, 27, sp
• 8862 Vanilla Beane, 21, sp

Relievers:

• 8462 Boats Botes, 26, mr
• 8877 Destiny Guns, 21, mr
• 8474 Darthvader Williamson, 25, rp
• 8439 Sir'Zion Dance, 24, rp

Minors:

• 7682 Oozi Cats, 33, rp
• 8330 Jonathan Anomaly, 24, 3b
• 8577 Leviticus Payne, 20, cf
• 8747 Sovereign Valentine, 21, rf
• 8891 Adonis Exposé, 20, sp
• 8816 Zebulon Vermillion, 19, ss

End of season.