Roster for San Jose Sexwales:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 8170 Dr. Trent Artichoker, 28, 1b (256 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40)
- 8273 Crackerjack Sugarman, 26, 2b (217 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40)
- 8541 Andromeda Dunker, 23, 2b (127 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40)
- 8209 Joe L'Official, 27, 3b (228 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40)
- 8868 Decoldest Crawford, 21, 3b (28 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40)
- 7934 General Booty, 30, ss (455 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)
- 8658 Inta Mulch, 22, ss (12 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40)
Outfielders:
- 8422 Reverend Dongo Pewee, 25, lf (185 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 4.6 ORAP/40)
- 8677 Mr. Banks, 23, lf (62 GP, 3.4 DRAP/40, -8.8 ORAP/40)
- 8000 Atilla Freska, 30, cf (435 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40)
- 8581 Snookie Catholique, 23, cf (127 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40)
- 8781 Barron Cashdollar, 22, rf (74 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40)
Starters:
- 8293 Miraculous Powers, 26, sp (673 IP, 7.6 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8121 Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, 26, sp (668 IP, -1.1 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8202 Jizyah Shorts, 27, sp (627 IP, 4.0 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8862 Vanilla Beane, 21, sp (61 IP, -27.0 PRAA/100 IP)
Relievers:
- 8462 Boats Botes, 26, mr (187 IP, -7.4 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8877 Destiny Guns, 21, mr (29 IP, -5.5 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8474 Darthvader Williamson, 25, rp (171 IP, 7.6 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8439 Sir'Zion Dance, 24, rp (118 IP, 4.1 PRAA/100 IP)
Minors:
- 7682 Oozi Cats, 33, rp (429 IP, -1.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8330 Jonathan Anomaly, 24, 3b (104 GP, -3.2 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)
- 8577 Leviticus Payne, 20, cf (28 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -11.4 ORAP/40)
- 8747 Sovereign Valentine, 21, rf
- 8891 Adonis Exposé, 20, sp (who?)
- 8816 Zebulon Vermillion, 19, ss