Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 7678 Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, 31, c (532 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8170 Dr. Trent Artichoker, 27, 1b (220 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40)
• 8163 Census Johnston, 24, 1b (113 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8273 Crackerjack Sugarman, 25, 2b (180 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40)
• 8541 Andromeda Dunker, 22, 2b (93 GP, -4.0 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40)
• 8330 Jonathan Anomaly, 23, 3b (104 GP, -3.2 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)
• 7934 General Booty, 29, ss (412 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 8422 Reverend Dongo Pewee, 24, lf (143 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 5.8 ORAP/40)
• 8677 Mr. Banks, 22, lf (25 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -17.4 ORAP/40)
• 8000 Atilla Freska, 29, cf (399 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40)
• 8581 Snookie Catholique, 22, cf (87 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40)
• 8781 Barron Cashdollar, 21, rf (34 GP, -6.2 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40)
• 8577 Leviticus Payne, 19, rf (28 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -11.4 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 8121 Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, 25, sp (584 IP, 1.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8293 Miraculous Powers, 25, sp (577 IP, 6.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8202 Jizyah Shorts, 26, sp (537 IP, 4.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8462 Boats Botes, 25, mr (150 IP, -1.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7682 Oozi Cats, 32, rp (429 IP, -1.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8474 Darthvader Williamson, 24, rp (129 IP, 1.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8439 Sir'Zion Dance, 23, rp (96 IP, 3.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8455 Darwin Tobacco, 24, rp (67 IP, -11.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 7552 Azmodan, 31, c (537 GP, -3.3 DRAP/40, 6.5 ORAP/40)
• 8209 Joe L'Official, 26, 3b (188 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40)
• 8747 Sovereign Valentine, 20, rf
• 8638 Pope Thrower, 21, c
• 8658 Inta Mulch, 21, 2b
• 8816 Zebulon Vermillion, 18, ss