Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 8886 Donkey Doug, 21, c (44 GP, -3.3 DRAP/40, -4.0 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8892 Disco Janet, 18, 1b (41 GP, -3.4 DRAP/40, -7.7 ORAP/40)
• 8702 Ashley Garcia, 23, 2b (120 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40)
• 8818 Veruca Salt, 18, 2b (27 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8646 Meaghan Waller, 20, 3b (28 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -5.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8184 Ashley Eckstein, 26, ss (193 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8642 Nora Lum, 24, ss (78 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8854 Bad Janet, 18, ss (45 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 8835 Jake Jortles, 20, lf (43 GP, -2.9 DRAP/40, -8.4 ORAP/40)
• 8830 Judge Gen, 17, lf (41 GP, -5.4 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40)
• 8494 Deacon Ernest Frye, 22, cf (72 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8912 Trent, 18, rf (10 GP, -14.0 DRAP/40, -11.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8164 Fleabag, 29, sp (626 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8291 Deepika Padukone, 27, sp (156 IP, -12.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8444 Patrick Vieira, 22, sp (110 IP, -29.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8878 Rhonda Mumps, 18, sp (57 IP, -15.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8824 Haley Sharpe, 19, sp (48 IP, -32.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8860 Four-Eyed Igby, 20, sp (28 IP, -19.5 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8470 Father Ted Crilly, 23, mr (105 IP, 2.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8852 Scarlet Pakistan, 17, rp (22 IP, -11.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8774 St. Victor I, 21, rp (20 IP, -30.5 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 8904 Duke of Cornwall, 17, mr (who?)
• 8833 Lauren Harris, 17, c (who?)
• 8885 Chip Driver, 17, 1b
• 8831 Pillboi, 18, 1b
• 8783 Duke of Albany, 19, c (who?)
• 8786 Cupe Robinson III, 18, sp