Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 8886 Donkey Doug, 22, c (80 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40)
• 8783 Duke of Albany, 20, c (45 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8831 Pillboi, 19, c (38 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8892 Disco Janet, 19, 1b (86 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -6.1 ORAP/40)
• 8808 Kagisho Evidence Dikgacoi, 19, 2b (18 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40)
• 8646 Meaghan Waller, 21, 3b (71 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, -7.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8642 Nora Lum, 25, ss (122 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8854 Bad Janet, 19, ss (81 GP, -2.4 DRAP/40, -4.5 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 8830 Judge Gen, 18, lf (78 GP, -6.7 DRAP/40, -7.4 ORAP/40)
• 8757 St. Eleutherius, 20, lf (37 GP, -6.3 DRAP/40, -8.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8835 Jake Jortles, 21, cf (86 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -9.3 ORAP/40)
• 8494 Deacon Ernest Frye, 23, rf (113 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8878 Rhonda Mumps, 19, sp (128 IP, -24.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8786 Cupe Robinson III, 19, sp (52 IP, -37.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8772 Arnaldo Tamayo Méndez, 20, sp (45 IP, -6.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8933 Johnny Rose, 18, sp (33 IP, -57.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8470 Father Ted Crilly, 24, mr (177 IP, 7.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8904 Duke of Cornwall, 18, mr (25 IP, -19.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8852 Scarlet Pakistan, 18, rp (45 IP, -8.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8965 Stevie Budd, 19, rp (30 IP, -26.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8935 Roland Schitt, 21, rp (27 IP, 23.1 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 8818 Veruca Salt, 19, 2b (46 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, -9.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8960 Jocelyn Schitt, 17, rp
• 8980 Morgan Bullock, 17, sp
• 8983 Moira Rose, 18, c (who?)
• 8979 Alexis Rose, 18, sp (who?)
• 8930 David Rose, 18, rp (who?)