Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 7547 Beanie Sigel, 33, c (586 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, 9.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8972 Prince Kudakwashe Musarurwa, 21, c (27 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, 11.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8590 Jason Starkey, 23, 1b (147 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8814 Justin Rice, 22, 1b (118 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8985 Prince Rogers Nelson, 21, 1b (43 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, 18.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8236 Piper Laurie, 26, 2b (246 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8606 Elena Caņero-Reed, 25, 3b (207 GP, 3.6 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8539 Judah Bauer, 23, 3b (78 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8310 Sara Bareilles, 27, ss (357 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8660 Milo Greene, 23, ss (44 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8623 Zak Starkey, 23, lf (186 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 3.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8665 Rosanne Cash, 22, rf (181 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 8.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8075 Emrakul the Aeons Torn, 27, sp (1075 IP, 2.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8373 Billie Eilish, 26, sp (592 IP, 2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8511 Lizzo, 23, sp (550 IP, 10.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8283 Ben Best, 28, mr (489 IP, 0.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8817 Carlos Santana, 23, mr (62 IP, 1.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8262 Derek Trotter, 27, rp (238 IP, 9.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8319 Ginger Baker, 26, rp (172 IP, 2.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8576 Christina Aguilera, 25, rp (159 IP, 7.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8669 Julian Lennon, 23, rp (74 IP, 10.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8513 Keith Flint, 24, c (124 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8791 John Cougar Mellencamp, 20, sp (48 IP, 4.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8711 Keith Moon, 22, cf (42 GP, -6.4 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8797 Christian Rudder, 20, cf (who?)
• 8989 King Princess, 20, rp (who?)
• 8899 Elle King, 20, c (who?)